The bomb shelter thread.

Because of the increased popularity of the Bomb Shelter we're having to pay more and more expenses and it's starting to eat in to our frazzles, poppers and scented candles budget.

I gave it some thought, and I think I have the solution. If we became a shrine we wouldn't have to pay any tax on the property and could probably get some rebates on a few corn based snacks.

I humbly submit our first relic, a Nicholas Cage based "Shroud of Turin"

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If we decide against the whole religious site/venue thing then I'll pass the design along to Mr. GOT and he can either turn it into mugs or puzzles or something.
 
Because of the increased popularity of the Bomb Shelter we're having to pay more and more expenses and it's starting to eat in to our frazzles, poppers and scented candles budget.

I gave it some thought, and I think I have the solution. If we became a shrine we wouldn't have to pay any tax on the property and could probably get some rebates on a few corn based snacks.

I humbly submit our first relic, a Nicholas Cage based "Shroud of Turin"

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If we decide against the whole religious site/venue thing then I'll pass the design along to Mr. GOT and he can either turn it into mugs or puzzles or something.
I’ve seen a Calvert Lewin photoshop of him being Jesus, like the Harry Kane one.. can’t bloody find it now like.
 

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