The bomb shelter thread.

[cronullasharks]

Anyone want some stale doritos and a half full 2L Coke full of smoke butts?

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Anyone want some stale doritos and a half full 2L Coke full of smoke butts?

During my younger days i remember swiping drinks in a night club and once thought I’d hit jackpot with a full bottle of Becks only to find, after a big swig, that it was full of cigarette butts.

Think it might have been a booby trap. Wasnt a huge difference in flavour

 

[COYBL25]

During my younger days i remember swiping drinks in a night club and once thought I’d hit jackpot with a full bottle of Becks only to find, after a big swig, that it was full of cigarette butts.

Think it might have been a booby trap. Wasnt a huge difference in flavour

Reminds me of Monday nights in the Montrose all those years ago.

Two big bottles of Becks for a quid and if you took your eyes off them for a second, they’d be swooped

 

[BrisbaneToffee]

Hmmm...So, is it time for the sooty emu to mosey out with the mouse toy? Thunder and lightning beckons on the horizon. I've changed the sheets. If this keeps up it's time for a code red lockdown. It's always funny until someone loses an eye. Remember; Frazzles not Razzles!

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

 

[Jimishorts]

Just gonna whack a bean bag down now to be safe.

 

[LinekersLegs]

I went to a shop that sold Milk chocolate hobnobs this week. I would like to bring them to the shelter but they disappeared in a day!

 

[Bryan+]

Any room in here for a pensioner? I’ll be quiet and only need a hand wiping me bum x

 

[LostLegend]

 

[COYBL25]

Batten down the hatches, there’s currently a cascade of piss flowing around E sector.

 

[Jimishorts]

 

[COYBL25]

It’s amazing how they all love Beto again

 

[Alan Whittle]

 

[perth_blue]

 

[BlueStevie35]

Did I just see the angry cat lemon declare a penalty as NOT being classed as a goal in the Ndiaye thread?