The best old saying

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

every cloud has a silver lining

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

every cloud has a silver lining

so hold me close dont let me go

 

[TX Bill]

Show me a good loser and I'll show you a loser.

 

[Bundy]

so hold me close dont let me go

You're obviously having your own personal joke here?

 

[bobbyrob]

Well [Poor language removed] me sideways
You don,t look at the mantle peice when your poking the fire

 

[McBain]

Kissed on the **** by a fairy was one of my faves.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

whats for tea mum ?......pigs ar5e and lettuce

whats for tea dad ?....... shoite with sugar on

 

[DENNIS STEVENS]

You're obviously having your own personal joke here?

i think you'd have to remember david essex to appreciate it.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

well i'll go t'foot of our stairs / well i'll got to our house /well fook me backwards. all the same meaning.

more tea vicar.

something for the weekend sir.

he likes a slice of navy cake he does.

usually following a break of wind and usually followed by "no thank you dear, it makes me trump"

which is in fact a sub category all of it's own. "the post fart quotation". whilst in the bookies one day someone 'TROD ON A TOAD' the 1st thing to follow it was the tannoy with the announcement "weighed in at wincanton", it became the saying for years to come.

 

[TsarDiniyar]

Go to bootle

 

[Bluelass]

steal a penny, you'll lose a pound

up and down like a tarts' drawers

he's gone to splash his wellies

Everton are league champions

 

[Gerard_Francis]

Gone for a pee standing on his head

 

[DENNIS STEVENS]

i don't boil my greens twice!

get to falkirk!

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

COME HERE OFTEN ?

 

[Jamo Martinez]

No harm in trying.

Fortune favours the brave.

[Poor language removed] that for a game of soldiers

Pot calling the kettle black

About as much use as a chocolate ashtray