The best old saying

[bobbyrob]

That,s put the cat amongst the pidgeons
sticks like shi* to a blanket

 

[TsarDiniyar]

**** off neville

 

[bobbyrob]

I,m off for a tom tit
Time to snap a nastie
Have to drop the kids off at the pool

 

[Whitebootman]

Never put off till tomorrow what you can get someone else to do today.

If at first you don't succeed, give up.

 

[SLAVEN BILIC]

this was actually said to me in work today. i was avin a plop and the fire alarm went off, someone runs in to check the bogs and there's like 3 of us in the cubicals and he says "come on lads, snap it off". more of a shout than an old saying but had us all in stitches.