The Ashes 2025

bye shane
ball of the century stays there you fat gibbon.
chugged more gakk than montana.

the height of aus athletes is a drug addicted philanderer, no wonder the indigenous want rid.
Didn't take much for you to show your true colours. Now head off to that Morrison's carpark and start shadow boxing a picture of a kangaroo or something till the piss wears off, maybe your other favourite institution the met police might save you from yourself
 

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