The Ashes 2025

[MKS]

Ahhh the Sydney test and weather delays an iconic duo

 

[cronullasharks]

Geez, bringing a spinner on would have been nice to break up the medium pace trundlers. Andrew McDonald and George Bailey are a pair of softcocks.

 

[Rita_Poon]

crawley - out for 16, woft. Sack!
duckett - out for a career high 27, woft. Sack. Then Sack him again! banned from cricket for life.
bethell - out for 10, woft. Sack!

Wofters FC. The sooner they're all gone the better. Never in human history has such cowardice been so readily accepted. They're just lucky it's not the bad old days. I'd leave em there in manacles. Pricks!

 

[cronullasharks]

crawley - out for 16, woft. Sack!
duckett - out for a career high 27, woft. Sack. Then Sack him again! banned from cricket for life.
bethell - out for 10, woft. Sack!

Wofters FC. The sooner they're all gone the better. Never in human history has such cowardice been so readily accepted. They're just lucky it's not the bad old days. I'd leave em there in manacles. Pricks!

Woftcocks?

 

[Walken]

crawley - out for 16, woft. Sack!
duckett - out for a career high 27, woft. Sack. Then Sack him again! banned from cricket for life.
bethell - out for 10, woft. Sack!

Wofters FC. The sooner they're all gone the better. Never in human history has such cowardice been so readily accepted. They're just lucky it's not the bad old days. I'd leave em there in manacles. Pricks!

Oh bore off

 

[Rita_Poon]

Woftcocks?

 

[Rita_Poon]

Oh bore off

I can't figure out why you've took this so bad. Are you someone involveds uncle? A primary school teacher that taught a bit of cricket to the juniors and under your tutelage one of the wofters has made it all the way to the big top? What's the score?

 

[Rita_Poon]

Woftcocks?

it's good, it's very good!

 

[msb]

200+ for 3 is looking a bit better. Let’s hope they can both go on and push a big score.

Bit meaningless really as the convicts have selected a C team for this game, in the bowling department at least. Still our openers failed and the lad on work experience fared no better.

 

[gonetomorrow]

Looks like the match might last four or even five days.
I wouldn't bet on it though!.

 

[Rita_Poon]

we came in to prepared.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Any idea which wofters are on for opening the batting in the ashes?

Probably the ones with a better opening average than strauss and cook but still get moaned at by a bunch of dull cry arses

What is it? Why is it? @Walken how do you have such faith in these lemons?

 

[Charro]

crawley - out for 16, woft. Sack!
duckett - out for a career high 27, woft. Sack. Then Sack him again! banned from cricket for life.
bethell - out for 10, woft. Sack!

Wofters FC. The sooner they're all gone the better. Never in human history has such cowardice been so readily accepted. They're just lucky it's not the bad old days. I'd leave em there in manacles. Pricks!

Duckett got out trying to block.

Any chance you can woft your way out of this thread for a bit?

 

[Rita_Poon]

Duckett got out trying to block.

Any chance you can woft your way out of this thread for a bit?

We're past the facts now, I simply want a gang of liars destroyed.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Atherton on Brook, much more accurate and scathing than I've been. They don't like it up em!