The Ashes 2021/22

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Taking a respite from the depressing spectacle to read Bumble's latest....

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Reading David 'Bumble' Lloyd's book, 'Around the world in 80 pints'

Very funny opens with..

'For those of you who know me as 'that bloke off the telly', I have to let you know that being George Clooney's body double, and therefore a renowned international sex symbol, only forms part of the Bumble package. And for Nasser Hussain, who for some reason refers to me by an alternative nickname, a lesson in pronunciation. There is no silent 'C' in Clooney, for goodness sake, show some respect.
 
Some might say that the follow on was not enforced to get a full crowd in all day for day 4 - but I couldn't possibly comment
Or maybe to give the Aussie bowlers a rest
 

Some might say that the follow on was not enforced to get a full crowd in all day for day 4 - but I couldn't possibly comment
Or maybe to give the Aussie bowlers a rest
enforcing the follow on is keeping alive the only way realistically England could win, getting a decent enough lead to make the Aussies bat last on a wearing pitch. No chance now, England have been very poor throughout so don't deserve anything. Selection has been poor, poor discipline win batting, dreadful fielding. This isn't a good Aussie side but christ England are making them look good and giving them confidence.
 
Some might say that the follow on was not enforced to get a full crowd in all day for day 4 - but I couldn't possibly comment
Or maybe to give the Aussie bowlers a rest

Aussies and pretty much everyone else tbf will never ever enforce a follow on unless there is absolutely no alternative. Even then they'd probably only seriously consider it before deciding to bat again anyway.

That old saying once burnt .....has been well learnt by the Aussies - past experience tells them enforce at your peril. England have enforced more than once and gone on to lose, enforcing has very little going for it and is only held up as such a great option by the idiots who populate the TMS commentary box, they love to recommend following on knowing any bad repercussions won't be felt by them
 
Australia declare half way through second session. We'll be all out by close of play.
It's weird how we're getting completely dominated, but if we'd hung onto our catches we'd probably be in it still. Aus not dropped a single catch yet.
 

Aussies and pretty much everyone else tbf will never ever enforce a follow on unless there is absolutely no alternative. Even then they'd probably only seriously consider it before deciding to bat again anyway.

That old saying once burnt .....has been well learnt by the Aussies - past experience tells them enforce at your peril. England have enforced more than once and gone on to lose, enforcing has very little going for it and is only held up as such a great option by the idiots who populate the TMS commentary box, they love to recommend following on knowing any bad repercussions won't be felt by them
from a media point of view it could give a one sided game a 180 degree turn around. Bat again, post a mahoosive lead and skittle them out with a day to go.
 
Aussies and pretty much everyone else tbf will never ever enforce a follow on unless there is absolutely no alternative. Even then they'd probably only seriously consider it before deciding to bat again anyway.

That old saying once burnt .....has been well learnt by the Aussies - past experience tells them enforce at your peril. England have enforced more than once and gone on to lose, enforcing has very little going for it and is only held up as such a great option by the idiots who populate the TMS commentary box, they love to recommend following on knowing any bad repercussions won't be felt by them
Only 3 sides in history have enforced the follow on and gone on to lose the game. England weren't one of them.
 
Australia declare on 230-9, need a lifelong 468 to win. Anderson and Broad five wickets in the match, rotation worked well there. Woakes' match figures 1-149, what does he offer ?
 

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