The Ashes, 1st Test, Cardiff.

[pbsuper]

Covers are on and the players are off the field. Now just rain for the next two days please.

 

[pbsuper]

The covers are being hauled off and I'm told we'll have a restart at 1705...

 

[little curly alan ball]

OOOOOOOOOOO AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE

" Tat , tut , tut , tat , tat , tut , " ,
" What's that Skip' ? The Plane's crashed at 42 degrees latitude , and 19.5 degrees longtitude ?
Bonza , mate .
Grab yourself a tinny , blue ."

Skippy , Skippy , Skippy the Bush Kangaroo , ...

Culture , lads . there's fuk all like it .

 

[little curly alan ball]

Draw . ( If we don't collapse . )

 

[linglong]

Draw or the Aussies me thinks though thier bowling attack is poor but time will tell

 

[Lao]

It's slipping away......

Aussies will add another 100, bowl us out for around 200, knock of the required runs on the last day...same old story

Wait till we get them to England!

 

[ohevertonohweloveverton]

lol at me being right again.

 

[Goat]

What did you say mate?

 

[steevie]

1st Test Latest: England v Australia (Cardiff) Day 3
M.North 101 n.o
B.Haddin 50 n.o
Australia: 577-5 (166 Overs)
F.o.W: 1 (60); 2 (299); 3 (325); 4 (331); 5 (474).
Extras: 7nb 4w 8b 13lb 32
Australia lead by 142 Runs.

Lunch

 

[ohevertonohweloveverton]

Panesar and Swann over-rated, Flintoff unreliable, Anderson too inconsistent. 400 a poor score.

 

[Goat]

We are getting a proper spanking here. If we ever get in to bat again we need to just stay in as long as we can and hope for the draw.

 

[steevie]

All i can say is we are crap. Me, MG, Lao and ohevertonweloveeverton should get out their and bowl at them, we cant do no worse.

 

[Goat]

Im a bad chucker.

 

[ohevertonohweloveverton]

I'm a boss leg spinner - fact.

I'm a keeper mind.

 

[steevie]

Im a bad chucker.

Has long as you can chuck it is good enough, chuck it hard at them at the nuts, the head anywhere. Just chuck it at them with interest.

I'm a boss leg spinner - fact.

I'm a keeper mind.

I was also a spinner, a bit of a crappy one mind but cant be no worse than what that lot have at the moment. I am not a bad wicket keeper myself.