He'll be in a cramped cell getting tampered with by villagers on domestic violence charges blind drunk on moonshine.You know that's getting bookmarked by more than a few folks......
Guessing they used single-syllable words for him - this is from Defensewiki re arrest in Romania:
"Arrest:
Person detained or arrested will be informed promptly in a language he/she understands of the grounds of his/her detention and notified of the charges against him/her as soon as possible."
Romania - Criminal Defense Wiki
defensewiki.ibj.org
Unlucky.