little curly alan ball
Player Valuation: £70m
he bowls down the left (wave hands left)
he bowls down the ri-ight (wave hands right)
Mitchell Johnson....
your bowling is [Poor language removed] !!
when I went we absolutely crucified Shane Warne in Sydney (he got us back with interest 100 times over)
lets say his sexuality was brought into question on more than the 1 occasion.
They inducted Border into the Hall of Fame before 1 of the games (1 dayer prob) the same Border that we saw 12 months earlier leave 1 against the racist nation, only for middle stump to shatter behind him, cue us backpackers in the members quack quacking him back into the pavilion, anyhow they brought him round the pitch in a chitty-chitty type thing only for the assembled ranks to strike up with "1 Ian Botham, theres only 1 Ian Botham", "who the feckin hell are YOU " then we mooned him en masse.
Some great chants though Th'army.
The , " Tuesday's Warneys Birthday " song at The Oval '05 , Monday the game finished ... Was FUKN funny .











