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Billysgingham.
Player Valuation: £40m
What you don't want a top man in charge?
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BK: “Hi Vitor, remember me? We interviewed you back in 2013?”
Vitor: “Of course, Mr Kenwright, how can I help?”
BK “Well Vitor, I’m sure you’ve heard we’ve got a vacant managers position here at Everton and we’d like to offer you the position?”
Vitor “I hadn’t heard to be honest, Bill, the social media access here in China is mingin, but sure, that sounds good, I’m currently on £20m per year here in China, it’s a very attractive package, what can you offer me?”
BK “Well, we can offer you the opportunity to lead our great club in the biggest league in the world, it’s an amazing opportunity”
Vitor “Absolutely, it sounds amazing, but back to the remuneration package, what will I earn?”
BK “You’ll earn the respect of Evertonians the world over as the figurehead for our team.....”
*Dial Tone*
BK: “Vitor?..... You still there?..... VITOR!!!”
Vitor: “Of course, Mr Kenwright, how can I help?”
BK “Well Vitor, I’m sure you’ve heard we’ve got a vacant managers position here at Everton and we’d like to offer you the position?”
Vitor “I hadn’t heard to be honest, Bill, the social media access here in China is mingin, but sure, that sounds good, I’m currently on £20m per year here in China, it’s a very attractive package, what can you offer me?”
BK “Well, we can offer you the opportunity to lead our great club in the biggest league in the world, it’s an amazing opportunity”
Vitor “Absolutely, it sounds amazing, but back to the remuneration package, what will I earn?”
BK “You’ll earn the respect of Evertonians the world over as the figurehead for our team.....”
*Dial Tone*
BK: “Vitor?..... You still there?..... VITOR!!!”
Blue Juice
Player Valuation: £25m
Weirdest phone interview on sky sports
Of course, but not a cast off from 'them' who's been dining out on winning the champions league yonks ago. He must always be Beneathus.
He`s currently in Smokey Mo`s Stars and Stripes doing Karaoke to Mr Brightside.
Finishing the night with a fish supper from the Lobster and then back to the Titanic for a night cap.
Well played that agent.
Played like a fiddle....not first the 1st time.
Played like a fiddle....not first the 1st time.
Billysgingham.
Player Valuation: £40m
He has won cups since then
Bye Vitor
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