Tarky Tarks Tarko

[Blue Piper]

There'll be an inquisition of he's called Tark Armada.

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

The Tarkograph, crusader of responsible driving.

the lost art of dyslexic mapmakers...

 

[CielosGrises]

Tark De Triomphe

Narky Tarky

 

[Bedfordblue]

 

[Paul Rideout]

Him joining might see Lampard tarking another look at his defensive tarktics.

 

[AsiaAsia82]

Tark tark
Tark tark
All you want to do is Tark tark

 

[Oddball]

Tarkington and they`ve always got a side-kick which in this case would be The Coadulator. i`m certain these names will catch on with the Lower Gwladys street prawn sandwich brigade.

 

[Bluebonic]

Call him JT to make Lampard and Cole feel all misty eyed and nostalgic

 

[BNJ1878]

Tark tark
Tark tark
All you want to do is Tark tark

Lost on 90% of the young 'uns

 

[GoldenToffee]

The Tarkmeister General.

 

[formerly manx toffee]

…knicknames is Koppite behaviour.

Says Eggs !

 

[Eggs]

Says Eggs !

…I think Tarkowski being shortened to Tarks is perfectly reasonable on here but I tend to keep with the formal version.

Some of the terminology is a bit cringeworthy, one of the Benitez 8 referring to Townsend as ‘Towny’ was very koppite.

 

[formerly manx toffee]

…I think Tarkowski being shortened to Tarks is perfectly reasonable on here but I tend to keep with the formal version.

Some of the terminology is a bit cringeworthy, one of the Benitez 8 referring to Townsend as ‘Towny’ was very koppite.

What is eggs short for ?

 

[Tel001]

Baby tark
Do do do do do do
Baby tark
Do do do do do do
Baby tark

Keep going until your sanity is bent to almost to the point of breaking

 

[Eggs]

What is eggs short for ?

….nothing, that’s my name.