Tarky Tarks Tarko

[BigDunc'sFod]

Tark Tarkleton

 

[chrismpw]

Quite right Mr. Eggs

Soddit! I'd a got there first if I hadn't been struggling with the naffing emoji - they're a right rigmarole in this incarnation of the forum.

 

[perth_blue]

Tark off.

 

[Joey66]

…knicknames is Koppite behaviour.

Yeah, like Trent..... why does a TV commentator call him by his first name instead of Alexandra all the time?

Trent by arsp.....

Have we signed this guy? - 30 years old this year - I see our youth policy is kicking in again - he is a good CH, but with a wage contract with no sell on fee yet again ..... Mina looks to be going, so I suppose it makes sense = just

 

[chicoazul]

Jay Jetskis.

 

[Mashtray]

Never seem such a perfect model of democracy

 

[Yarrgh]

Tits.

Tits Tarkowski.

Him and Balls Keane in Central defence.

Lots of jostling in the area and people getting a handful. Anyway, back to work...

 

[Kirkdale]

Tarka daal

 

[Kirkdale]

Stanley tark

 

[JLW]

F'Koffski after an own goal on his debut

 

[Yarrgh]

Tits.

Tits Tarkowski.

Him and Balls Keane in Central defence.

Lots of jostling in the area and people getting a handful. Anyway, back to work...

Come on 'Tits'!

Lampard confirms Tits out for next game due to heavy knock in training.

I'm going all in with Tits.

 

[blueconverse]

Lord Tarkington

 

[Jager24]

Keaneski is more fitting

 

[ForeverBlue92]

And for spanners like @ForeverBlue92

Get with the times grandad !

Tarkmeister lumps it to Townie, who lays it off to The Duke who dinks it forward to King Salaman and its 2-0 Everton in the Merseyside Derby! Joyous Scenes at Goodison Park as Frankel bounces up and down the touch line.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

JT.....