Taking the GF to a home game....

[Penno]

well excuse me Mr Catwalk, I humbly apologise for my bad looks! share to share some pics of you strutting your stuff., might as well put in your other half too.

He'd have to do it over several posts, she's that fat!

 

[larrygobfiend]

well excuse me Mr Catwalk, I humbly apologise for my bad looks! share to share some pics of you strutting your stuff., might as well put in your other half too.

Unlike you and your girlfriend, he just doesn't have the balls mate.

 

[Moomin]

well excuse me Mr Catwalk, I humbly apologise for my bad looks! share to share some pics of you strutting your stuff., might as well put in your other half too.

Listen lad, stop with the small talk. We want to know what your packing?? And Ning as well.

 

[toffeepie1878]

UK women..... how can I put it...?

attractive and fit, but also very most likely tick some or all the boxes below

having their head stuck up their arse and cant see daylight

stuck up iphone generation, mostly high maintenance and generally self centred waste of time.

hooked on eastenders/reality junk/brain dead tv

proverbial drunks and piss heads, (and I mean women, not men).

obese and not generally healthy. (see above)

then you have the fact most women in the UK have had more partners than canines have had.

 

[Bungle]

@Eric McNamara I'd like to humbly apologise for the response you have received in this thread.

Good luck to you and Ning, I hope you enjoy the game and the rest of your lives together.

 

[blue61]

As opposed to yours having an iPhone stuck up her as part of her act?

I tried to be nice Eric but you attacked our beautiful British women.

Yeah, but you still stopped short of dissing his 70's golfing trousers.

 

[Bungle]

Yeah, but you still stopped short of dissing his 70's golfing trousers.

I like Eric, and I apologise for my outburst.

 

[Moomin]

UK women..... how can I put it...?

attractive and fit, but also very most likely tick some or all the boxes below

having their head stuck up their arse and cant see daylight

stuck up iphone generation, mostly high maintenance and generally self centred waste of time.

hooked on eastenders/reality junk/brain dead tv

proverbial drunks and piss heads, (and I mean women, not men).

obese and not generally healthy. (see above)

then you have the fact most women in the UK have had more partners than canines have had.

Oh Eric, you can still get UK girls on the tinterweb. grindr i think

@Bungle will know

 

[blue61]

I like Eric, and I apologise for my outburst.

Left high and dry, deletes picture of Rupert the bear and puts the kettle on.

 

[ThebanksoftheBramleyMoore]

wow, surprising what people are willing to say just to get a laugh. quite desperate really.

 

[larrygobfiend]

wow, surprising what people are willing to say just to get a laugh. quite desperate really.

I'd eat cat food for a cheap laugh mate.

 

[Woolly Blue]

Blimey. Fair play to the OP for posting pics of his g/f here, my missus would kill me if I did that, err I mean if I posted pics of her, not Eric's g/f, obv. I don't have any pics of Ning. I know what I mean.

@Eric McNamara - if you want the thread closed, shout

 

[Moomin]

@Eric McNamara fair play to spreading the Everton word abroad. She will love it.

 

[toffeepie1878]

I'd eat cat food for a cheap laugh mate.

a guy on dragons den ate dog food there recently, you should team up with them.

 

[degsy]

well excuse me Mr Catwalk, I humbly apologise for my bad looks! share to share some pics of you strutting your stuff., might as well put in your other half too.

and I humbly apologise for a poor attempt at a joke* holds up hands AND bends over for kick up the a*** ...not easy to do*