Penno
Player Valuation: £10m
He'd have to do it over several posts, she's that fat!
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larrygobfiend
Player Valuation: £40m
Unlike you and your girlfriend, he just doesn't have the balls mate.
Listen lad, stop with the small talk. We want to know what your packing?? And Ning as well.
toffeepie1878
Player Valuation: £8m
UK women..... how can I put it...?
attractive and fit, but also very most likely tick some or all the boxes below
having their head stuck up their arse and cant see daylight
stuck up iphone generation, mostly high maintenance and generally self centred waste of time.
hooked on eastenders/reality junk/brain dead tv
proverbial drunks and piss heads, (and I mean women, not men).
obese and not generally healthy. (see above)
then you have the fact most women in the UK have had more partners than canines have had.
attractive and fit, but also very most likely tick some or all the boxes below
having their head stuck up their arse and cant see daylight
stuck up iphone generation, mostly high maintenance and generally self centred waste of time.
hooked on eastenders/reality junk/brain dead tv
proverbial drunks and piss heads, (and I mean women, not men).
obese and not generally healthy. (see above)
then you have the fact most women in the UK have had more partners than canines have had.
@Eric McNamara I'd like to humbly apologise for the response you have received in this thread.
Good luck to you and Ning, I hope you enjoy the game and the rest of your lives together.
Good luck to you and Ning, I hope you enjoy the game and the rest of your lives together.
Yeah, but you still stopped short of dissing his 70's golfing trousers.
I like Eric, and I apologise for my outburst.
Left high and dry, deletes picture of Rupert the bear and puts the kettle on.
ThebanksoftheBramleyMoore
Player Valuation: £2.5m
wow, surprising what people are willing to say just to get a laugh. quite desperate really.
larrygobfiend
Player Valuation: £40m
I'd eat cat food for a cheap laugh mate.
Woolly Blue
Player Valuation: £80m
Blimey. Fair play to the OP for posting pics of his g/f here, my missus would kill me if I did that, err I mean if I posted pics of her, not Eric's g/f, obv. I don't have any pics of Ning. I know what I mean.
@Eric McNamara - if you want the thread closed, shout
@Eric McNamara - if you want the thread closed, shout
@Eric McNamara fair play to spreading the Everton word abroad. She will love it.
toffeepie1878
Player Valuation: £8m
and I humbly apologise for a poor attempt at a joke* holds up hands AND bends over for kick up the a*** ...not easy to do*
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