Heitinga to score his debut goal with a header somewhere around 35 minutes.
Welbeck or Gyan to put in an equaliser late on. 1-1.
Ref to have a [Poor language removed] game and wrongly give us two or three glorious chances to score from free kicks.
Arteta to smash each of those into the wall. Causing dangerous counterattacks.
Distin to have a great game.
Gueye's lower body to organically merge with the fabric of the bench seat. Ambulances to arrive post-match to cut him loose, amputation causes injury, sidelines him for 8 weeks.
Moyes post-match to say we didn't take our chances but played well and Sunderland are a good team so we should be pleased with a point away from home and we must build on this for next week.
Saha to not score.
Distin appears on the OS tomorrow in some fluffpiece article saying "We are going to come good. Gotta beat West Brom. Oh, and Chelsea are, by the way, a team playing in the premier league and someone we are likely to play against soon. Also, water boils at 100 degrees celsius."
