Summer transfer window.

[Brisan123]

Europe brings money

But not enough and not in time for next season

 

[Brisan123]

We'd have probably been banned....

And the RS given 10 points and 4 penalties

 

[Brisan123]

Jesus Christ we are doing a spurs next season

That’s assuming Joe Thomas ( who TF is he ) is the fountain of all knowledge on Everton
I’d double check the date on the paper with my phone and that’s about all I’d believe in that rag

 

[Brisan123]

That means one of two things:

Moyes is gone.

OR

The club is incompetent.

Yeah, I'm with you.

Well if Moyes is not gone it means the club is incompetent
I was in favour of Him staying but the drop off in performances and results lately has changed my mind

 

[Brisan123]

Bournemouth made over 100 million net from selling players that they just pocketed

It’s wages against revenue that counts in SCR

 

[Brisan123]

Do we send our scouts to Ibiza and see how those players perform at the night clubs and beach parties over the summer???

Well that sounds like how we got Grealish given his reputation

 

[Brisan123]

We bought a Data Analytics company!

Just to see how much we could raise ST prices and the price of pints and pies in the new stadium

 

[Exeter_Gently]

Apparently Moyes wanted a 6.3 RB in Jan but the transfer committee blocked it.

 

[Brisan123]

He and Rayan would be game changers for us.

But we need to cover so many positions that we cant splash out on one or two players yet.

Moyes wouldnt play them anyway



Rohl simply doesnt fit anywhere in a progressive team and is injury prone.

Grealish will be a short term money sieve and a gift for Moyes.



Archie Gray.

ZAT get back on to Microsoft
That AI model is playing up again
You should read a book called
If anyone builds it we all die.
A heavy but disconcerting read

 

[Brisan123]

Yes we should. I look forward to the opening of the transfer window taking us by complete and utter surprise once again.

It will open and hit the recruiting team on the back of the head and close on their fingers
They will spend the rest of the time gazing through it

 

[Brisan123]

….you don’t want Rohl because he’s injury prone but you want Archie Gray who’s spent a lot of this season injured

You’ve gone out on a limb regarding Rohl but it’s perfectly ok to admit you were wrong

AI is never wrong in Zat’s eyes

 

[JLW]

Apparently Moyes wanted a 6.3 RB in Jan but the transfer committee blocked it.

As back up for our 6'6" current one, like for like in the 70 minute.

 

[Saint Domingo]

As back up for our 6'6" current one, like for like in the 70 minute.

Need all the height we can for those corners we can’t defend.

 

[Bedfordblue]

A lot of it will be down to our lack of a good data analytics and scouting system compared to some of the Moneyball sides.

TFG have bought a dedicated analytics company for their football group…..


As recommended by the one and only Anus Kinnear iirc.

 

[MikeH72]

It will open and hit the recruiting team on the back of the head and close on their fingers
They will spend the rest of the time gazing through it

1st July Nick Hammond’s alarm goes off to wake him from his sloth-like 8 month hibernation period, he jumps out of bed and starts scrambling about shuffling through his empty notepads.