Summer Transfer Window 2025 Thread

[matty1878]

Spangled - any actual chat?

 

[mahermi1]

Ahh, "Tracking" Everton take so long doing a transfer, that one day we'll be done for actually "Stalking".

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

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My whole fam
Are away - time to get lively

 

[Clarky cat]

How I long for a good ol’ mull…

 

[matty1878]

My whole fam
Are away - time to get lively

get your hairbrush out mate and start singing loudly to abba in your undies

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

get your hairbrush out mate and start singing loudly to abba in your undies

You’re not massively far from
The truth

 

[Librarian]

Need to resign Begovic so his missus can trot out that horse one more time

 

[matty1878]

You’re not massively far from
The truth

got a spare hairbrush?

 

[ToffeeDevil]

been watching him at fiorentina - solid pickup if we can snag him, read 6 goals in 16 starts

had a fracture injury this season so we might be able to get cut price for him. it's been an odd season for fiorentina (minus how good moise kean has been), so would imagine more stability could lead to better performance next season

 

[Blue peter]

Sorry mate, I didn't mean to be standing at the end of your bed in just my 1984 Everton shirt

Wearing your John Bailey hat

 

[Wizard]

Goals in his blood? What does that even mean, specially for someone about as prolific as Dom.

It’s a rare genetic disorder known as hemogoalbin where your blood cells are deformed and shaped like goals. The main danger comes from the porous net like structure at the back of the cells.

 

[Hogwild]

Didn’t he have some sort of legal issue in the same vein as our previous Icelandic player

 

[ValBlue]

That doesn’t sound healthy

 

[Evo2901]

Can’t believe the uproar in here already. We’re 6 days into the first of two transfer windows and we’ve already signed a player! Hopefully we’re getting all our ducks in a row to be announced in early July

 

[JobForTheMoyes]

Sounds like he needs to see a doctor - and quick!