Summer Transfer Window 2025 Thread

[Parker]

I'm literally trying to visualise what a right back shaped rabbit looks like

Well if he plays for us it'll just be a rabbit with ankle socks on

 

[58 toffees]

Got a mate who said there's a woman that hangs around in the alley next to Halfords Auto Centre near me that'll wank you off for £10.

She has no information on a right back though sadly.

Which Halfords ?

 

[windymiller]

Tomorrow!!

Oh wait, January 2026.

Or August 2026. No rush, is there?!

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Can’t complain too much about the window, RB aside

Was always going to be a tough ask considering how much work was needed on the squad

I would have personally kept Onyango and Armstrong, and actually given them minutes, but if Moyes isn’t going to pick them then it’s best for them to get minutes elsewhere for the time being

 

[get-your-coat-on]

Disappointed if we don’t get a right back, but hopefully we’re holding out for a better player/deal next year.

 

[PITA]

@Drico - what is your opinion of this player? For anybody else who knows the German league, your views would also be of interest.

 

[bullybeef]

Rate the window…

7/10

No RB
No Striker

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

Im genuinely curious how not having any semblance of a RB at the club isn't a priority.

Garner and Jake will rotate.

Absolutely no problem with that considering who we have brought in.

 

[polish]

We still have Patterson I guess

 

[CielosGrises]

Pre-negativity is a new wonderfully Everton thing I must say - once Everton has touched you perhaps, but not all of us are tainted.

Self preservation I suppose, but there’s lots of Marvin the paranoid androids in the evertonian fanbase.

Determination to find the cloud in every silver lining, that's for sure.

Yeah, it's been a miserable few years.

For me it's been a decent window relative for Everton, 8/10 for the additions - perhaps sinking to 7/10 for the incomplete squad.

Gana especially we are going to miss i think - perhaps Rohl can help there, unknown.

 

[Toffe3m4n]

You can cover your ears but moyes already said it isn't a priority no matter how many times people get worked up over it

Correct

Assuming that Patterson stays - we still have him, JOB, Coleman & Garner who play the position, so it really isn't the 'failure' that people are claiming...

You could argue that we're still lighter at LB!

 

[riddick]

Garner and Jake will rotate.

Absolutely no problem with that considering who we have brought in.

So play 2 players out of position instead of round peg/round hole? Genius logic there.

just a heads up, that genius wasn't to you, was to the people in the club that think that it's all fine to be doing that.

 

[PhilM]

Rate the window…

7/10

No RB
No Striker

Poor Barry.

 

[MikeH72]

Correct

Assuming that Patterson stays - we still have him, JOB, Coleman & Garner who play the position, so it really isn't the 'failure' that people are claiming...

You could argue that we're still lighter at LB

That list is exactly why it’s a failure.

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

We still have Patterson I guess

Jake/Garner/Patto/Seamus

No worries people.