Summer Transfer Window 2025 Thread

[Rooney_Tunes]

Any updates from Elton ‘tier 1’ Welsby?

I'll just wait for Joyce and the Nut...they seem to know.

 

[DayL08]

As it stands 6/10

We'll all be a lot happier when the dreaded RW is sorted.

6 at moment, 7 if we get Grealish and 8 if we get Dibling

 

[DanB90]

That’s always the goal man.

Can you ask Elton Welsby a question on behalf of Grandoldteam chico?

 

[chicoazul]

Can you ask Elton Welsby a question on behalf of Grandoldteam chico?

There’s little point asking a question to which everyone knows the answer pal.

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

There’s three elements of the tranny window for Everton. 1. They sign enough players. 2. They sign the right players. 3. They sign the players in time for the new season.

Which means 4. we won’t be able to ascertain if it was a success for quite some time yet.

So let’s just kill each other over marginal differences instead.

Some people live for the moment, my friend. Too busy carpeing the diem. Gaily skipping through Elysian Fields of barley in this ethereal, interstitial realm between the window opening and closing, as the soft breeze carries on it whispers of “should have loaned him instead!”, “we need more rumours, tick tock Angus!”, and “what if other teams want to sign them!?”

 

[jazzy]

Maddison with an ACL. That could screw us as you’d imagine they’d have a similar list of targets for that ten position.

Grealish to Spurs with CL football and their need for a 10 makes sense

 

[Pootsy]

Judging by his latest Twitter replies, he’s been busy cracking one off.

As have I after looking at his handle. (Twitter handle, not pan-handle)

 

[Esgehtvoran]

There’s little point asking a question to which everyone knows the answer pal.

‘Hi Elton, long time fan, Tiny Dancer is one of my top 10 songs of all time. If I could ask a question Elton, and it’s one I’d really appreciate your input on: if you’re an inch into your mum, but your dads an inch into you, are you pushing backwards or forwards? Hope to hear from you soon, keep up the top work!’

 

[MrGrumpy]

Grealish to Spurs with CL football and their need for a 10 makes sense

We need him makes sense

 

[jazzy]

We need him makes sense

But less economic sense

 

[MrGrumpy]

But less economic sense

Not really, he shoot us up the league, get more interest in Everton. It’s a win win

We seem obsessed with our transfer targets going elsewhere

 

[BITTER TWISTED & BLUE]

Like cadbury chocolate fingers sessions with the mrs?

I knew a woman that like a Mars Bar in till it melted.

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

Grealish to Spurs with CL football and their need for a 10 makes sense

Except they have a few players already who can cover #10 so he is not a guaranteed starter if he goes there.

 

[Goat]

I knew a woman that like a Mars Bar in till it melted.

That can't be healthy.

 

[trueblue84]

That can't be healthy.

Probably healthier than eating it.