Summer Transfer Window 2025 Thread

[RomanReigns]

The last time we tried to sign a Luiz they ended up at Liverpool

 

[JobForTheMoyes]

I have this recurring dream, whereby our new, super savvy owners, monopolise the US tournament publicity. Upon our arrival in the States, 4 high profile, but anonymous transfers are announced. Their identities are strictly umbongoed.

Death by umbongo?

 

[devon_blue]

We do love a Brazilian with a boring name, to be fair. Jo, then Bernard, now Douglas? Is there a Brazilian called Brian? We should be all over that.

https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/bryan-jones/profil/spieler/191842 Retired unfortunately

 

[Curtis]

The last time we tried to sign a Luiz they ended up at Liverpool

Thankfully the ponpous tool Benetiz isn't here to sabotage another promising transfer

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

Imagine we get Luiz and Kubo in this week. Would give us a core squad and only leave us needing a couple more players before season start. I, for one, choose to believe our new ITK overlords.

ITK overlords?

Probably two Liverpool supporters having a laugh at our expense.

Don't get sucked in suckers.

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

Just done a check on our new ITK overlord and seen his main contribution to the forum under his previous name was about an ungrateful dog and something about shinpads.

Seems as good as anyone to pin our hopes on.

There we go...listen to this person.

A dog and shin pads...don't do it to yourself.

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

Douglas luiz done 50 mil

Don't do it to yourself people...first post?

Seriously?

 

[TheBlueBlitzer]

Thankfully the ponpous tool Benetiz isn't here to sabotage another promising transfer

Was it the volcano ash that stopped him traveling ?

 

[Bluebonic]

Death by umbongo?

Nh mate, that only happens in the Congo!

 

[Zatara]

Aznou, Kubo & Luiz in the next week and we'll all be feeling rather positive.

Never going to happen

 

[NeilMorepies]

There we go...listen to this person.

A dog and shin pads...don't do it to yourself.

Too late

 

[raiseyoureyebrow4thewin!]

The last time we tried to sign a Luiz they ended up at Liverpool

ngl it hurts. first diaz now ekitike, both we were scouting and made me dream of them lining up for us…

 

[Curtis]

Was it the volcano ash that stopped him traveling ?

That's a different player I believe, Diaz was supposed to be swapped with Porto for James and according to reports , Benitez scuppered the deal as he didn't deem Diaz good enough.

 

[14_dollars]

We’re not signing Luiz.

There are other players out there - let’s hope the club realise this before it’s too late.

 

[st.domingo]

Dodgy links to Mika Biereth & Mihailo Ivanovic.

Meanwhile Palace now linked to Hayden Hackney.

Yes also just reading that.

Interesting that we’re after another striker, if true.