Summer Transfer Window 2025 Thread

[MisterJ]

Thats the article about a possible loan for Luiz..
Italian so mainly spam

We used to have someone on this forum who provided a translation service

 

[nsno_traditionally]

I've never seen him play live, only ever seen him on the tagliatelle

 

[D410]

Struggling to see our contemporary approach in the front office regarding deals on the burner. Either we are now having to get financially creative with deals or we are getting rinsed as we have no more firepower left as soon as Moyes has identified his target.

Speaking to the bigger deals.

 

[chicoazul]

We used to have someone on this forum who provided a translation service

Ciao pals, would you like me to translate this article for y’all? Reply Y to proceed.

 

[Paul Rideout]

Ciao pals, would you like me to translate this article for y’all? Reply Y to proceed.

No, grazie

 

[blue to the bone]

We used to have someone on this forum who provided a translation service

@maccavennie

 

[FinchFarmBlue]

Ciao pals, would you like me to translate this article for y’all? Reply Y to proceed.

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[IrishBlue2022]

I’m so pasta these jarg Italian accounts.

penne for your thoughts?

I've never seen him play live, only ever seen him on the tagliatelle

Definetly, there are a fusilli links to players that are out of our league

 

[D410]

Thats the article about a possible loan for Luiz..
Italian so mainly spam

Everton want a loan - Juventus want a fixed sale to reinvest in this window.

 

[kenada_blue]

I have asked ChatGPT and these are their suggestions, whilst subtly mocking the knowledge of your average Evertonian. AI is particularly scathing of Traore

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Everton Fan Fantasy Flops XI
Players the average Blue might want, but who'd probably be total flops:

• Jesse Lingard – Free agent, “ex-England,” but hasn't played in ages.
• Dele Alli – Been there, done that. It’s still sad.
• Aaron Ramsey – Experience? Yes. Hamstrings? No.
• Timo Werner – Fast but allergic to goals.
• Mariano Díaz – Real Madrid tax, no output in years.
• Adama Traoré – Built like a tank, finishes like a toddler.
• Jaden Philogene – Championship flair, Prem despair.
• Che Adams – “Proven,” but rarely scores.
• Eden Hazard – Retired in spirit, if not officially.
• Philippe Coutinho – Big name, tiny impact, high wages.

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Big Pip Coutinho JUST officially left Villa this summer.

 

[Thomasc]

Definetly, there are a fusilli links to players that are out of our league

Bravo

 

[EFC_FRANCIS]

Everton want a loan - Juventus want a fixed sale to reinvest in this window.

Cheeky gets kept us on the hook for 2 years with Moise Kean!

 

[Infernus]

Someone will stump up the cash for Luiz, he is a very decent player. Very much doubt he will be coming to Everton if we are trying the old loan with an option stuff.

 

[DanB90]

Spaghetti

 

[MisterJ]

Ciao pals, would you like me to translate this article for y’all? Reply Y to proceed.

Not sure I want to risk it...