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Did you get the sack? Or did someone get you in a headlock and you gave up?
Well, as you are apparently so curious I was diagnosed with incurable cancer and retired early a few years after diagnosis when I relapsed so as not to waste whatever time lay ahead of me working my backside off. Thankfully due to continuing rapid advances in medical science I am still around to enjoy the fruits of my previous labours, suffer on matchday to my heart’s content and irritate you.
 
I am still fuming about that to be fair.
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It’s comforting that our first game has been pushed back to the Monday of game week one. Gives us additional time to scramble together a starting eleven ;)
 
Well, as you are apparently so curious I was diagnosed with incurable cancer and retired early a few years after diagnosis when I relapsed so as not to waste whatever time lay ahead of me working my backside off. Thankfully due to continuing rapid advances in medical science I am still around to enjoy the fruits of my previous labours, suffer on matchday to my heart’s content and irritate you.
Some say that diagnoses are effectively curses.

Placebo/nocebo effects and all that.

Fair play to you for being bloody-minded enough to prove them wrong.
 
Well, as you are apparently so curious I was diagnosed with incurable cancer and retired early a few years after diagnosis when I relapsed so as not to waste whatever time lay ahead of me working my backside off. Thankfully due to continuing rapid advances in medical science I am still around to enjoy the fruits of my previous labours, suffer on matchday to my heart’s content and irritate you.

glad your ok mate ;)
 
Well, as you are apparently so curious I was diagnosed with incurable cancer and retired early a few years after diagnosis when I relapsed so as not to waste whatever time lay ahead of me working my backside off. Thankfully due to continuing rapid advances in medical science I am still around to enjoy the fruits of my previous labours, suffer on matchday to my heart’s content and irritate you.
Sounds like you are fully qualified to be our new Right Back.
 
I mean realistically logging onto an Everton forum, opening the transfer thread and using it to tell people that discussing potential Everton transfers is a big waste of time seems like as big a waste of time so I'm not sure any of us is winning.
My two posts v two hundred pal.

Well three now, and the driest crotch in any kecks amongst us.
 
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