Summer transfer window 2023

[MikeH72]

It’s not Ashley Young. It can’t be. He is thirty eight years old.

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

After the Simms sale our squad is now:

GK
Pickford
Lonergan - 40 years old, 40
Virginia - been out on loan for the past two seasons

RB
Coleman
Patterson
(Ashley Young?)

LB
Mykolenko

CB
Tarkowski
Branthwaite
Holgate
Keane
Godfrey

RW
-

LW
McNeil

DM
Gueye
Gbamin - has publicly stated he doesn't want to come back

CM
Garner
Onana
Doucoure
Gomes

AM
Iwobi
Gray
Alli - £10m after 7 more appearances

ST
Calvert-Lewin
Cannon
Maupay

That's 24 players, 25 if you include Young.

However, that includes Lonergan, who has played zero games since 2019, Virginia who is clearly not rated by the club, Gbamin, Gomes and Alli, who clearly have no future at the club, leaving us with an effective squad of 19. That 19 includes Keane and Maupay who are mince and Onana and Gray who have been heavily linked with moves away.

Enjoy your weekend Toffees.

Brilliant analysis and it makes me feel a lot better knowing that we are going into this season as serious relegation candidates.

 

[MikeH72]

United milan villa >>> everton

Youngy

 

[Zatara]

United milan villa >>> everton

Serious or joking ?

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

Well, that is thoroughly depressing. A 38 year old wing back. We're stony broke aren't we?

His surname is Young so there's that?

 

[JimmyJeffers]

lol

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

Youngy

I'm going with we are signing a youthful striker...

Until we sign Ashley Young.

 

[Mr Happy]

I'm going with we are signing a youthful striker...

Until we sign Ashley Young.

Great signing. Weakens Luton one of our relegation rivals straight off.

 

[MikeH72]

Great signing. Weakens Luton one of our relegation rivals straight off.

Why don’t we try the tactic of strengthening us instead?

 

[Kurt.]

Had a message to say Rodrigo is the closest, they're trying to get him in before the Swiss camp

@gedefc ???

@tommye what is this wizardry ?

 

[Kurt.]

Signing Ashley Young is a message to fans and the outside world - the club is finished.

It‘s the type of signing that signals liquidation is not far away.

A death knell.

Contender right here for this years Golden (yellow) Sheets trophy

 

[Kurt.]

United milan villa >>> everton

Like the side of del boys van ffs

 

[MikeH72]

Rodrigo and Young’s combined age is 70 btw.

 

[PhilM]

Ashley Young.

 

[mahermi1]

It’s not Ashley Young. It can’t be. He is thirty eight years old.

A mere child to the goalkeeper that Kev has just renewed a contract for. If only he can find a player called Pike..