Summer Transfer Window 2017

[Slippin Jimmy]

Bill's keeping dixie at the boardroom door so when they see Koemans gut coming round the corner Bill and Mosh can pick up the phone and blag they're urgently trying to get players in.

We have a truly boring team and alls we're doing is trying to get loans in and sell players.

 

[AdaBrummieblue]

Koeman should be sacked the big headed fraud. Take Walsh with him. Not happening today is it?

 

[Reemul]

That's not @BrianSwan is it?

Probably just my crappy spelling, the sky moron who speaks in one monotone and such gravitas I keep thinking someone has died rather than signed

 

[Bungle]

Koeman should be sacked the big headed fraud. Take Walsh with him. Not happening today is it?

Edinburgh has just become available....

 

[Barnfred 55]

Just confirmed Spurs not going for Ross Barkley this window.

 

[PITA]

Plus Natalie of course

If you're not going to offer a picture of Natalie in her white dress can you please stop talking about her.

 

[AdaBrummieblue]

Edinburgh has just become available....

Well, that's wonderful news. Who is he like?

 

[trueblue10]

Cornetto.

Cornetto for Dan, only had mint mate , sorry

 

[trueblue10]

Can you grab me a Batshuayi please mate

Clean out of Batshuayi's mate , they did have a Deeney, but i didn't think you'd like that, so i left it there

 

[nevsonlymate]

Just confirmed Spurs not going for Ross Barkley this window.

Why spend 25-30 million on a bench warmer when you can get him for free in 6 months, it's not as though they need him right now.

 

[Lord Buckethead]

I'm in Croatia and a bloke by the pool just told me that his Nan just served Mahrez in her chippy, it's on!

I'm struggling to believe you are actually in Croatia @GraemeS1980 human, any chance you could climb up somewhere high and give us a wave please so we can check?

Thanks.

 

[Bungle]

Well, that's wonderful news. Who is he like?

With a name like that he's bound to be a crackhead, probably best we give him a miss.

 

[PITA]

He'd have dribbled, lost the ball, and they would have scored.....

You forgot the 'gone round in circles' part.

 

[GrandOldTeam]

Just confirmed Spurs not going for Ross Barkley this window.

Who confirmed that mate?

 

[trueblue10]

A bag of monster munch mate, and a can of special brew.

Monster Munch sir, soz i drank the special brew on the way back