We've had seven weeks. Indeed, a whole summer to sort out our business.
Why does this keep happening? To see I'm getting a deja vu sense here would be an understatement.
Because the players the club wanted either haven't been made available, or don't want to leave their current clubs?
You're a reasoned thinker - do you settle for anyone or attempt to get the players that the club actually want to buy?
We're now at the 'ten to two' stage of a night out when you hunt around the club for someone half decent because the lass you've been making eyes at all night has decided to go off home with some flash tit instead.
I always tended to cut my losses at this point and just go home rather than grab a fumble by the bins with some ropey looking girl, all whilst hoping your mates don't see. Probably why I was single for so long
