Strangest place you have ever woke up.

[CanadaToffee]

lol - typical bolton?

tbh i nearly fell asleep at the middlesbrough home match it was that boring!!

I had the same problem watching the FA Cup final on television

 

[Latch]

Woke up next to a dead sheep once.

 

[chicoazul]

Woke up next to a dead sheep once.

Under ancient Welsh by-laws killing lovers is allowed during certain times of the year.


I have woke up in many, many strange places. And next to some hideous looking dames. I am not proud of this. FACT.

 

[GrandOldTeam]

Woke up next to a dead sheep once.

*refrains from Welsh/Sheep jokes*....

 

[a2b chris]

once woke up on a park bench by southport marina.

not so bad you say

i was on a stag do in blackpool!! :huh:

 

[Dylan]

Woke up next to a dead sheep once.

You are doing nothing to dispel the stereotype Latch

Where you wearing your Velcro pants when you woke up?

 

[Neiler]

HOME!

 

[Latch]

You are doing nothing to dispel the stereotype Latch

Where you wearing your Velcro pants when you woke up?

Back in 1978/9 it was, so either 16 or 17, gone night fishing with three mates, got pissed, started raining, not arsed to put tents up, so slept in old barn in next field, blamed each other all night for farting, dawn, open eyes, big eyes staring back at me, just lay there for a few seconds looking at each other, well it wasn't looking at me but you know what i mean, i remember admiring it's teeth, still pissed i think, other lads woke up, walked home accusing each other of all kinds, happy days.

 

[Dylan]

Still not answering the question eh

 

[Latch]

Still not answering the question eh

Nope !

 

[neonleon]

I was travelling round Thailand (what a [Poor language removed]' cliche) and hanging out with some scottish lads took far too many (of what is legal out there) diet pills and valium. I went on a long mission of drinking and being in taxis in a semi comatose state.

the effect is like you've gone to bed and are happily dreaming only your body is out and about spending money and getting in taxis and dancing and chatting up women that turn out to be blokes...

Only this time I woke up on a plane that just touched down in Pnomh Penh.

How they let me on that flight I will never know. Or when I bought the ticket?

Not as bad as the time I woke up in Coventry though.

 

[chicoazul]

Wondeful story Leonbil.

Travel makes you experience [Poor language removed] situations. Fact.

 

[Rob]

Travel makes you miss home. FACT.

 

[chicoazul]

Very true Rob. But I is back right now and its full of aceness.

 

[Rob]

Very true Rob. But I is back right now and its full of aceness.

I'M VERT jealous of you chico... I'd give anything to be back home right now, mates, family, pubs...

I'm hoping christmas but I doubt it.