The Equaliser
Player Valuation: £50m
Can't see the Plotters getting back into this.
Ooops I mean Potters of course, Freudian slip.
Ooops I mean Potters of course, Freudian slip.

Even we can't concede four in one half, can we ?
but I'm your hypothalamus, I'm jealousThey may well be something wrong with my medulla oblongata
Opinions, sir.Incorrect, sir.
He was doing well but Oviedo has never, ever been better than Baines for anything longer than a few weeks.
No Howard, No Stones, No goals conceded in 135mins, just saying...
At the moment he deservedly has the spot and looks better than Baines has looked in ages. No arguments over here.
That'll be the bleachbut I'm your hypothalamus, I'm jealous
Yes I have the same dilemma myself, at work so I said I'd leave it and watch MOTD old style tonight and not know the result. Mrs just called me and said at least you'll be in a good mood tonight Everton are winning 3-0.
I was like why did you tell me that, until I realised what she said.
Happy days. I hope we just won 3-0 now, shut up shop.Clean sheet job done.
What has happened to our team. What am I going to moan about tonight?

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