Match Thread Stoke City vs Everton 15:00 pm Saturday 17th March

[KaiserEFC]

Our defence are laughable, every person on planet Earth know how this absolute shower are going to play. Absolutely no excuse.

 

[ProZ]

Imagine how boss Bolasie would be if he could play football

 

[Shibbywiggles]

I like that we leave two up top for their corner

 

[Ducans elbow]

Getting schooled by stoke

 

[Abraders]

Never a foul from tosun there

Edit; I retract this after seeing replay

 

[Big Fat Sam]

I desperately hope none of Jagielka, Keane, Rooney, Davies or Bolasie are regulars in our side next season. If they are, God help us.

 

[nsno-chris]

Game plan: allow stoke to shoot from distance and then hoof it anywhere

 

[ADT]

we're gonna lose

 

[RalphDring]

Anyone else think Shaqiri looks a bit like Harry Enfield?

 

[Toffe3m4n]

Unsurprisingly, we've been utterly woeful on the ball so far.

 

[Azza]

Have we ever kept the ball for more than 3 seconds from our own throw in? lollol

 

[verreauxi]

I wish Bolasie was in our starting 11 today!

 

[Big Fat Sam]

Great ball in Bainesy. Happy he didn't trust Bolasie enough to play it to him.

 

[Simon Buttle]

God, it's a proper Fat Sam special at the moment.

 

[maccavennie]

We are absolutely clueless when it comes to playing simple football and giving the ball to each other in tight areas