GwladysBlue
Player Valuation: £70m
Sometimes we need to look at the bigger picture. That was abysmal.We've just won , lad . Bloody enjoy it
" Ohhhhhhhh....It's a Grand Old Team " etc
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We'll face facts he did - ruddy he'll we win - Pickford had a mare for their goal, but we won!
I look good as well covered in hot chilli sauce...
GerryLives
Player Valuation: £500k
Had Everton 2-0 and a Tosun brace. Don't know what came over me but put 2 quid on at 150 - 1.
Ffs Everton.
Nice to get an away win though. See ya stoke.
Ffs Everton.
Nice to get an away win though. See ya stoke.
I ALREADY DO
Meant in jest mate. Saw people on Twitter saying they would do "insert something traditionally Turkish" so thought I'd parody it.
It certainly was . But I'll take a win while playing gash , like
I was hoping for another blizzard at one point . So I couldn't watch it anymore
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Big Fat Sam
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Pickford could have done better for their goal but on the other hand you have to ask yourself why our centre backs are constantly dominated in the air, game after game after game. Both of those out there need replacing asap.
Baines and Coleman did absolutely fine.
Thought Rooney and Davies stunk the place out in the first half, Wayne slightly improved in the second. Gueye was calm and decent apart from a few shocking passes.
Bolasie was, again, rubbish but did put one good ball into the box at least. You do expect a lot more for 27m.
Walcott was quiet but set up a goal and at least, compared to Bolasie, has a sensible head on his shoulders and doesn't run the ball out of play when it's in his possession.
Tosun is a finisher tbf.
Baines and Coleman did absolutely fine.
Thought Rooney and Davies stunk the place out in the first half, Wayne slightly improved in the second. Gueye was calm and decent apart from a few shocking passes.
Bolasie was, again, rubbish but did put one good ball into the box at least. You do expect a lot more for 27m.
Walcott was quiet but set up a goal and at least, compared to Bolasie, has a sensible head on his shoulders and doesn't run the ball out of play when it's in his possession.
Tosun is a finisher tbf.
Lewin was utterly gash Joey.
Chewbacca
Player Valuation: £35m
Only downside is that the RS hate playing both of them
RayneWooney
Player Valuation: £225k
Everton was pretty bad whole game despite the win. Cenk was a savior with his double salvo but he wasn't at his best as well, still think that foul which turned into a conceded goal was pretty stupid but he made up his mistake, served well on the second half. He could have added an assist to his stats as Walcott wasted his sublime pass or a hat-trick if DCL and Walcott were thinking to pass the ball to him in the last minutes.
He is getting better each week, still needs to improve his first touch. His first touches weren't that bad while he was playing for us but EPL defenders are way better than Turkish defenders, bugging strikers more than them.
I liked Rooney's way of playing. I think he was the best player on the pitch for Everton today. Gana and Bolasie were terrible.
Spreading the side of the attacks to the whole pitch made the impact for Everton IMO. Please check the heat map for the first half (Stoke on the left and Everton on the right)
And this one below is the heat map for FT;
Well, it is an easy tactical dead end. If your team is forced or intentionally attacking one side, it easy to defend by the opponent but if you vary your attacking style, the opponent will know that they need to be careful.
DCL made some mistakes, however, he paced up the game after Bolasie IMO. That was the key.
In conclusion, a pretty bad game for Everton but a good away win to take home no matter what.
P.S. Excuse my typos or grammar mistakes if there are any.
He is getting better each week, still needs to improve his first touch. His first touches weren't that bad while he was playing for us but EPL defenders are way better than Turkish defenders, bugging strikers more than them.
I liked Rooney's way of playing. I think he was the best player on the pitch for Everton today. Gana and Bolasie were terrible.
Spreading the side of the attacks to the whole pitch made the impact for Everton IMO. Please check the heat map for the first half (Stoke on the left and Everton on the right)
And this one below is the heat map for FT;
Well, it is an easy tactical dead end. If your team is forced or intentionally attacking one side, it easy to defend by the opponent but if you vary your attacking style, the opponent will know that they need to be careful.
DCL made some mistakes, however, he paced up the game after Bolasie IMO. That was the key.
In conclusion, a pretty bad game for Everton but a good away win to take home no matter what.
P.S. Excuse my typos or grammar mistakes if there are any.
No gasher than most of our team !
Although I'm happy we've won, that was possibly the worst win ever
What is this "away win" nonesense. That isn't the "Everton way" lollol
He was the worst one out there mate, couldn’t hit a barn door, and don’t get me started on his first touch...
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