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Player Valuation: £35m
SHould've passed to Barkley...
Boss point that. Seriously.
Like an arl 80s game of footie. Two sets of lids going into each other. No persistent stoppages.
Is right. Oh and the sh*te got beat at home to Villa. They're losing ground in the battle for second.
On we go. Swerve the depressing posts you melts, we would have lost that any other season.
What's our name?
Too often though

Stoke are a terrible terrible team with bellend players, managers and supporters. disgusting brand of football, grappling, niggly fouls, just **** off back to the 3rd division you to55ers
Osman wasted many chances (nearly every match). We could have won if not him. He can't shot, shot like a girl.
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