evertonarntwe
Player Valuation: £35m
Imagine playing top flight football, being one of 6 people to score a Premier League hatrick against Chelsea and then get ripped by a bunch of biffs on a forum.
Oh he scored a good hatrick and that makes up for 3 years of being garbage
Phil Neville won abar 5 premier league trophies and he was a major lizard
Naismith was a tiny bit better than niasse and niasse I'm still convinced we won on a raffle