Pure sleaze, in that Kwik Save bag of his was full on bondage gear and a slinky black skintight pussycat suit.
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Pure sleaze, in that Kwik Save bag of his was full on bondage gear and a slinky black skintight pussycat suit.
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £80m
I actually think that Jetset is just one bad decision in life away from going down a rabbit hole and waking up as a gimp in a Berlin basement with his rectum being used as a bowl for a Satanic cult to eat soup out of. Suntan however, he'd just be an unctuous guy from accounts who thought he was god's gift to women as he sleazed onto the work experience girl.
Even in a world of fantasy, our upper management team were useless.
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