Tim's tourettes
Player Valuation: £10m
Are your Nan and her friends being signed to keep Rooney motivated?Me Nan
Me Nans mate Mavis
Me Nans mate Ethel
Me Nans mate Jean
Me Nans mate Jeans cousin Betty
Lady from the chippy
guy from the British Legion
Lolly pop man
Me nans dog
Speedo Mick