Special talents

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I can do what a dog does and lick balls.


(As long as the dog does not run away or I fall off the couch trying to do myself)
 


I've had to cut and paste this as the damn signal keeps giving up, just about ready to call it a night here. :(:@

Don't know if it's a talent, but I sure have a hard time getting drunk, 1997 was the last time you could actually define that, and John Major was British Prime minister and Germany were European champions.

It's maybe a curse, or I see it as good fortune, don't drink Spirits I should add, and I am sensible and know my limits, maybe thats where the problem lies.

I can speak four different languages, English, Spanish, Italian and Newcastle incoherent, but in all seriousness I'm almost fluent in Spanish and studied Italian for three years, but would (maybe) struggle in a one to one with Paolo Di Canio. :mellow:


anybody who can eat a packet of dry crackers in one minute deserves recognition, try it, it's impossible.
 
when the wife smacks my arse it takes a week to stop wobbling:lol:now not only is that talent it takes a lot of pasties:lol:
 

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