Something you've done that not many people have done

[WA Toffee]

Been in the Qantas club chairmans lounge

Told Pete Shelley that the Buzzcocks aren't as good as the Damned.

Scammed my way backstage at the Reading festival and got my drink spiked by the bass player from Jesus Jones

Got asked by Stan Collymore if he could take a photo of me

 

[kithnou]

Many, many years ago, they were doing some work in the close season and I had the misfortune of being with a mate who actually went the game so he was going over to renew his ST, clearly he beat the 25 year waiting list, so anyway, we noticed there was a big massive hole in the side, so in we went and I thought it would be amusing to pee on the pitch, some fella shouted oi and we gave it legs, good times.

GOLD!

 

[kithnou]

Made out with an 18 year old and her mar. Again separate occasions.

How old were you...and how hot was the mother?

 

[kithnou]

Two best friends, same night, separately.

you get around don't you?

 

[ilikecheese]

I had Phil Knight in my car once.

 

[magicjuan]

I got blessed by the Dalai Lama, that was fun

Probably, fidgeted a young lass after chopping hot chillies, hadn't washed all the oil off properly, she came off the mattress like a 'kin polaris and walked like Louie Spence for a few hours.

 

[Elong]

Bowled out a New Zealand, Pakistani, Zimbabwean and English cricket international.

 

[Eggs]

......scored a screamer in the Stretford End at Old Trafford.

 

[Donald Twain]

Battered a policeman with his own helmet!

 

[Professor Toffee]

Not sure really. I've lived a dull life.

I was once sleeping with three girls at the same time who all lived in the same apartment and none were the wiser, for a bit anyway.

you were living with 3 very stupid girls clearly

 

[Professor Toffee]

That's outstanding to be fair. How and why?

I booted Raheem Sterling once, that must be unusual.

bet he fell over

 

[Boss_Blue]

Battered a policeman with his own helmet!

Wasn't a real policeman mate.

 

[Gwlacticos]

I did a 'Grand Slam', aged 15 in Yugoslavia.

 

[McBain]

I have...

Scored a perfect Hat-trick,

a bicycle kick,

from half way,

and an own goal from outside my own 18.

 

[McBain]

Helped Ellery Hanley pick the right size plug for his bath once.