toffeejack
Player Valuation: £100m
cant we just get a sexy seceratary to sleep with the bank managers to pay off the loans, works in all the blody films for gods sake
Ehh, you said they lost 50 million net, 100 million net over the past 3 years.
First off this isn't an issue of "not liking it." However just because there is a lot of money floating about doesn't make it a business. The Premier League is a business. No doubt. The clubs themselves however do not behave like businesses -- if the primary aim isn't to turn a profit then in my book it's not a business in the traditional sense. Everton for example seem to consider it a "success" if we break even. Would your business consider the last 10 years of Everton's accounts an acceptable return? If we were a business we wouldn't sell to buy; we'd sell for profit. Before we get dragged into another "well our board is the worst" I will remind you it's not just us ...This is the mentality I just don't get. Football is 100% a business. Maybe some don't like that, but it doesn't change the truth. This is the premier league era, it is all about branding, revenue streams, commercial media. It's all business, don't fool yourself.
Soon the worldwide brands of Stoke and Sunderland will be sold for a massive profit? I doubt even City or Chelsea could be sold for a profit right now -- although I'll admit I'm not intimately familiar with their accounts so you never know ... doesn't seem like it would be possible.Some may not realize profits until after they sell their club, but they are still building brands and cash flows to someday sell off and cash in.
The ironies in the "business" of American sports like the NFL are even more intense than the Prem -- record profits thanks to the most socialist system in the United States. I should adopt some of their ideas. Tomorrow I'm going to call up my competitors and suggest we collude to control wages, create a system where all potential employees are legally drafted into service with no alternative, then just divide the profits from our respective businesses equally ... oh and also create a monopoly where new "competition" has to be approved by everyone, and they are obligated to participate in the revenue sharing and salary cap systems. Also there will be no legal ramifications for any of this. BUSINESS!Maybe I'm jaded from living where I do, but Americans have made sport one of the ultimate industries to be a part of. It's why so many are looking across the pond to the television jackpot of the premier league and buying a piece of it.
Depends which club you're talking about. Man U? They do okay. Us? Problem.you've got a point. its not about how much debt a club owes its about how much it brings in. the revenue brought in makes the big wigs rich, the brand gets bigger. It's all about controlling the debt, managing it, because that doesn't stop a business making money.
The state sponsored charity sponsorship deals they are making aren't really a realistic model for most clubs (or most businesses). That's another example of something which is not typical of business in the traditional sense (aside from perhaps tax dodging when you distribute profits from one company among your others). Regardless ... does it really "balance itself out" when they are essentially paying themselves? If it's allowed it may technically help balance the books but if the argument is they are genuinely attempting to turn a profit with this "investment" then I'd book that as more of an expense than income.Man City may have spunked 500mill on players and have a ridiculous wage bill...but their revenue has sky rocketted, they've put infestructure in place, and a mental naming rights deal that, in a few years, will balance itself out.
I hate it when people ask me to think like a businessman.
Everton is badly run, I say. Well what would you do to make it work better, they reply? How the feck would I know, I'm an electrician. If someone like me is capable of running a massive football club then why the hell to we pay top wages to CEOs with fancy business degrees?
They're not businesses because they lose money? I'm not sure I follow.
cant we just get a sexy seceratary to sleep with the bank managers to pay off the loans, works in all the blody films for gods sake
Depends which club you're talking about. Man U? They do okay. Us? Problem.
The state sponsored charity sponsorship deals they are making aren't really a realistic model for most clubs (or most businesses). That's another example of something which is not typical of business in the traditional sense (aside from perhaps tax dodging when you distribute profits from one company among your others). Regardless ... does it really "balance itself out" when they are essentially paying themselves? If it's allowed it may technically help balance the books but if the argument is they are genuinely attempting to turn a profit with this "investment" then I'd book that as more of an expense than income.
So were stuck with what we've got and we got no way of changing anything is what your saying???
Laughable.
Im not laughin, I dislike the status quo in a lot of walks of life, this one just hurts a bit more because occasionally im stupid enough to get my hopes up.
If you owned a chocolate factory which had not turned a profit for decades and had no immediate realistic prospects of turning a profit it would be a relatively logical decision to liquidate the assets. Vulture-capitalists buy and liquidate businesses for a profit all the time ... haven't you seen Wall Street?Everton wouldn't sell players for profit (unless they had to) because these are the primary assets that create cash flows. If you owned a chocolate factory, would you sell all the machinery inside for a profit if you planned to continue operating? Of course not, what would you sell after the machines were gone?
If you owned a chocolate factory which had not turned a profit for decades and had no immediate realistic prospects of turning a profit it would be a relatively logical decision to liquidate the assets. Vulture-capitalists buy and liquidate businesses for a profit all the time ... haven't you seen Wall Street?My point is, why would a business "plan to continue operating" when they had no realistic potential to ever make a profit? BK is allegedly (and I am no fan of him) keeping the ship afloat in order to sell it to someone else. Would you keep a chocolate factory running at break-even for decades for the 1% chance a billionaire chocolate aficionado might come along and buy it and turn it into a success?
A lot of this is semantics about how you define "business" I suppose but interesting to me (and probably only me).
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