KaiserEFC
Player Valuation: £70m
Genuinely I’m thinking about looking at a local lower league team to get my football fix. I’m from that generation of fans where I’ve never seen us do anything apart from win an FA cup which I’m too young to remember. Football is about entertainment and it’s honestly becoming a chore, as a logical person it’s becoming pretty stark how Everton offer absolutey zero joy or good moments into my life. Tie that in with what football is becoming (and wants to become) and it’s looking gloomy.