I was going to entitle this something jazzy and apt, like "The war of words has been cranked (this word is only used in this context, ever) up ahead of the UEFA Cup showdown tonight.
You complete and utter melt Advocaat, here is what he said - the bad total football purist nugget.
In fairness, Im not arsed - but will be happy with someone gets crunched tonight.
My money is on Jagielka doing his human torpedo thing.
In fact Im not arsed about the score, just that the ale is cold and that they bring some of them blonde types you get on grot films from that side of the world these days. You know the one, where the bird tries to speak English in a moody accent and the male porn star looks like Drago off Rocky or one of the baddie extras on a XXX (the snide American James Bond attempt) film. Or is it Balrog from Streetfigher?
Have you noticed Im using lots of ( ) today?
You complete and utter melt Advocaat, here is what he said - the bad total football purist nugget.
In fairness, Im not arsed - but will be happy with someone gets crunched tonight.
My money is on Jagielka doing his human torpedo thing.
In fact Im not arsed about the score, just that the ale is cold and that they bring some of them blonde types you get on grot films from that side of the world these days. You know the one, where the bird tries to speak English in a moody accent and the male porn star looks like Drago off Rocky or one of the baddie extras on a XXX (the snide American James Bond attempt) film. Or is it Balrog from Streetfigher?
Have you noticed Im using lots of ( ) today?
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