Sick of Moyes' Contract farce? Come on in!

[TsarDiniyar]

I come on here every day to see a new thread, maybe two, about some [Poor language removed] Moyes, Kenwright, Bobby Robson, Mark Lawrenson or some guy in the pub has said to try and appease the fans.

The simple fact is that this continuous load of [Poor language removed] that has been said over the past few months may have sucked in some fans, but it has only one objective, to keep us interested. I for one couldn't give a flying monkeys toss anymore whether he stays or goes. I mean, if he thinks we should be pleased that we are glad that he was persuaded to stay then he needs a good look at himself. Them quotes have pissed me off more than anything.

Where the hell would he go if he walked out of Everton? What club is looking for a manager who can offer funds to achieve his obviously high ambitions?

All in all, I personally feel that the only reason he is still here, is because the answer to the previous question posed is a big fat NO-ONE! Not because he loves the club, not because he wants to finish of a job but because if he walks, he is going to be unemployed/

Now i pose the question, do you care if he stays or goes given the blatantly obvious fact that he doesn't wan't to be here?

 

[TX Bill]

Oh sorry...I thought this was the Manny Haters thread.

 

[Nebbiolo]

He's annoyed me a lot lately. However, up until a few weeks ago I wanted him to get the contract signed and to get back to doing what he used to be pretty good at, which is managing and motivating Everton. To be honest, if he went tomorrow my only thought would be on which man would replace him. So in principle, I don't care any longer if he goes. In practice, I'm a tad concerned on what we would do if he did go.

Hoddle?
Billic?

 

[Dom1878]

Hes starting to act childish. Cosntantly saying he will sign but never doing it. Like a child saying "ill do it later". Then saying he was tempted to quit, what manager does that? Its idiotic. Hes a good tactical manager, but when it comes to substitutes hes useless. Also he holds grudges against some players which is quite annoying...

Hes a good manager, but right now i wouldnt care if he left. And i would never have said that 6 weeks ago.

I think we could get a new manager easily, my only fear would be that Allardyce signed - if that happened i would just have to cry.

 

[Nebbiolo]

Hes starting to act childish. Cosntantly saying he will sign but never doing it. Like a child saying "ill do it later". Then saying he was tempted to quit, what manager does that? Its idiotic. Hes a good tactical manager, but when it comes to substitutes hes useless. Also he holds grudges against some players which is quite annoying...

Hes a good manager, but right now i wouldnt care if he left. And i would never have said that 6 weeks ago.

I think we could get a new manager easily, my only fear would be that Allardyce signed - if that happened i would just have to cry.

I've also suspected that is the case.

 

[TsarDiniyar]

Bilic given the impressive things he's done with Croats.

ONe name I'd like to see in the hat, now that we've got some sort of foundations in terms of a decent squad is Howard Kendall. His last stint was a farce, but reckon that was down to the fact that he had absolutely nothing to work with, in terms of money or players.

 

[TsarDiniyar]

I would like to emphasise that I am not saying I want Moyes out, as if he did eventually commit and decide to give his all for the cause there's no doubt he'd do well as he's proved he is a good manager, but if he doesn't want to be here....

 

[Nebbiolo]

Bilic given the impressive things he's done with Croats.

ONe name I'd like to see in the hat, now that we've got some sort of foundations in terms of a decent squad is Howard Kendall. His last stint was a farce, but reckon that was down to the fact that he had absolutely nothing to work with, in terms of money or players.

I can't see Howard being able to do much for us to be honest. Great in his day but I think his fitness to take on such a demanding job is questionable.

 

[BigWinston]

Farce - Sign now or leave...

It's taking longer than the average Everton transfer.

 

[TsarDiniyar]

he pushes me to the end of my tether, I've been wanting to make this thread for weeks but I put it off each time, and when I finally crumble, the ranga signs 3 hours later.

I really anticipated a good debate here but you may aswell close it now

 

[Namdrater]

At the end of last season I thought, [Poor language removed] imagine we didnt have Moyes and imagine he left now, I dont know what would happen. My view isnt gonna change just because of issues over his contract or a [Poor language removed] start to the season. He's revolutionised Everton from being relegation candidates to a battling for European spots side. That kind of [Poor language removed] doesnt happen often.

Hes done so so so much for Everton and Evertonians, I believe he still has the heart for the club, whether he signs this contract on the last day of the season or not I couldnt give two shits, as long as he is at the helm of the team next season and many more after.

 

[TX Bill]

If we had the Annual GOT Forum Awards, this thread would be the hands down winner of the "Best Thread Timing" award !!!

 

[TsarDiniyar]

If we had the Annual GOT Forum Awards, this thread would be the hands down winner of the "Best Thread Timing" award !!!

Today I imagine the events at Everton to have gone something like this...

Midday: "Argghh [Poor language removed] me what a night, I wonder where Andy Van ended up."

1pm: *checks e-mails*

2pm: I wonder what the fans think of me, think I'll go on a few forums..."Ah Grandoldteam.com, they seem to be honest.

2.30pm "sick of Moyes' contract farce, come on in? I wonder what this is all ab..[Poor language removed]! I forgot about that, I'm sure I've got that contract here in the filing cabinet"

*2 minutes of flicking through the paperwork ensue*

"Oh [Poor language removed] here's that contract I was meant to give to Manny...BOLLOCKS!"

*flicking through continues*

"Ah here it is, £52,000 a week? [Poor language removed] I didn't realise they offered me that, best get down the Goodison and hand it in."

3pm "Hello Bill, sorry I've kept you waiting, the cat peed on my homework, but I found a copy and here it is, all signed." says Moyes

"Right, because we're Everton, we don't do things quick, we'll sort this out in a bit, wanna game of footy?"

5pm "Bill! Get them floodlights on."say Moyes

"Don't be daft, the money we'd pay to light this place can go towards paying Andy Van this week, how is he today by the way?" says Bill

"Haha, funny story really, we went out round Liverpool last night with all the students, some real bonny fanny out. I think our Shandy must have picked one up because he wasnt in my taxi home, he was [Poor language removed] bladdered." replies Moyes

"Oh jolly good, glad to hear he's on top form." says Bill

"Ay Bill look, you be Mikel, and I'll be Cahill...Go on, whip a corner in" says Davey

"I wont be able to reach in these shoes" replies Bill

"Thats the whole point, neither can Mikel" shouts Moyes

6pm "Bill i cant see a [Poor language removed] thing,wanna sign that contract now?" asks moyes

"Lets" says Bill, very excited!

6.05pm "Hello, Is that sky sports news?" says Bill
"yes, Georgie Thomson speaking"
"Ah good evening you sexy piece of work you"
"Who's this?"
"oh sorry its Mr Kenwright of Everton PLC."
"Hi, how may I help?"
"Just a couple of things, first of all I'd like to let you know Mr Moyes has put pen to paper at last, and secondly will you suck my..."
"AY ROGER (clarke) Get this on the Yellow Ticker NOW, MOYES HAS SIGNED....thank you for that Mr Kenwright, good night." *phone goes down*
"But you didnt answer..." stutters Bill "[Poor language removed] sake, what have I got to do to get a nosh round ere."

 

[Seamus Colemole]

Haha awesome post.

Fancy making one about midday on Saturday about how you're sick and tired of how Yakubu hasn't scored a hattrick against arsenal?

 

[Namdrater]

Haha that was a classic post!