Should I go or not

[JamesEFC]

Got a good feeling lads had a few already so cant be arsed reading all the replies. Will update the progress tomorrow

 

[nigelcoyb]

No need to buy her loads of drinks mate, just the one will do with a suitable additional substance in, she'll be off her tits and gagging for it, you'll also get away with taking £20 out of her purse to pay for the taxi.

funniest thing I've read ANYWHERE in years

 

[formerly manx toffee]

Got a good feeling lads had a few already so cant be arsed reading all the replies. Will update the progress tomorrow

It's like Harry Potter...

 

[JamesEFC]

If all else fails just go bar red at the end and find me a cum bucket

 

[AdamEFC]

Hahaha Bar Red is a horrible place, don't know why I have ended up there so many times.

 

[formerly manx toffee]

AdamEFC Are you JamesEFC's brother ?

 

[AdamEFC]

AdamEFC Are you JamesEFC's brother ?

No mate.

 

[Bungle]

AdamEFC Are you JamesEFC's brother ?

Haha i also wondered about that

 

[Groucho]

OP - for gods sake, just go!

 

[steken1]

If all else fails just go bar red at the end and find me a cum bucket

Is right lad!

 

[steken1]

Hahaha Bar Red is a horrible place, don't know why I have ended up there so many times.

Cos it's open late and full of ****s by any chance???

 

[Bungle]

Cos it's open late and full of ****s by any chance???

Weighing up whether its cheaper to get a hooker or a train to Liverpool

 

[JamesEFC]

AdamEFC Are you JamesEFC's brother ?

I wish he was, brothers from different mothers

 

[Goat]

Bar Red you say?

 

[Elong]

This is the perfect chance to keep her onside.

If you go she'll think your a mush cos you turned up on yer own with a gang of girls.

Tell her your no muppet and not to try taking the piss. If she want's a portion after get back to yours but make sure she brings gear to do a brekkie in the morning.

Treat them mean lid. She'll fcukin love it!

This is sound advice right here.