Foot Long Hot Dog
Player Valuation: A packet of pork scratchings
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Iz rice, it's not like he's gonna slow down as that's impossible.Give him a farewell? He's only what? 32? We should be looking to keep him at the Club, he has another 3 years left in him ffs.
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Fired out of a cannon?? They only do that to clowns don't they..
Worst attempt at WUMing I've seen on here for a while.
Sticking up for Alcaraz but calling Howard the worst keeper and Barry the worst holding player in the league. 1/10 for typing it but really that's just for the effort it took.
Yes, we should fire him out a ceremonial cannon towards the nearest non-league club.
Oh him.Antolin Alcaraz mate. Paraguayan international, all round sex God, and scored in the World Cup finals.
I for one will be sad to see him go.
You're far too nice to make a decent WUM mate.
I'm not sure if that's good or bad.