Sexy goth

[COYBL25]

*clever

No, I think he meant " cleaver ".

It`s probably on the passenger seat next to him right now.

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

I posted a jocular remark. Idiots thought they would be cleaver. They’ve shown themselves as the idiots they are.

Well, you're a grown-ass man so I'll leave you to it...your ire would probably be best reserved for tomorrow though, when we lose our only chance at a trophy to some part-time grocery clerks from Kenya.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

the car is quite obviously a tool..

As is the rohypnol in the glove box.

 

[coollino]

It's the way they just come out of nowhere.

Fantastic.

 

[LEONARD]

This is all gonna end in tears, I tell ya!!!

 

[coollino]

One minute I am waiting for a delayed train.

The next minute I am thinking of big bad Jeff trying to conceal a hard on at a bus stop

 

[Tigger]

I can't believe what I have just read, Jeff? Lad? How did you envisage this going? Everyone giving cyber back slaps and comparing pics of strangers we have takenlol

 

[Zezti]

I can't believe what I have just read, Jeff? Lad? How did you envisage this going? Everyone giving cyber back slaps and comparing pics of strangers we have takenlol

Now there's an idea for a thread

 

[Gwlacticos]

This is all gonna end in tears, I tell ya!!!

I am certainly in tears here.

 

[FC sexy xxx]

DirtyJeffTheFilthyMeff

 

[SerenityNigh]

Some threads you create you just wish you never started it in the first place, I got a feeling this is one...

Who knew Mick’s FM thread wouldn’t be the worst fantasy thread this week?

 

[orly]

Jeff asked her for a photo
She told him to fuggoth

 

[caught]

There’s a sexy female goth sitting beside me in the bus station. Down boy, down.

Hi Jeff. I haven't read the rest of this thread yet but I just wanted you to know I'm liking it so far and think it will probably go really well.

 

[verreauxi]

Don't see many goths around these days

 

[Bungle]

@Bungle. I used to think you were dead in, but now I know you for the to55er you really are. You think you’re funny, you’re not. You think you are laity, you are not. You are

idiot

I don't think there's ever been a debate about whether or not I'm a tosser Jeff, I quite clearly am. I've never approached an attractive goth and asked for her picture though, or any random woman for that matter I don't think.

Don't be angry for getting called out by multiple people for your behaviour, learn from it, apologise and let's move on Jeff.

Wallowing in self pity is what the goth would have wanted, don't give her what she wants Jeff, in much the same way she refused to give you what you wanted.