Transfer Rumour Sean Longstaff

[Nyhus]

Hi fat Benny. Please dont sign another bad player we will be paying long after you’ve been fired.
Thanks.

 

[Nymzee]

He's not a 6, or an 8, he's crap and we've already got that position filled in the first team and on the bench.

Maybe a 6/10

 

[PhilRegan]

Dreadful signing if we get this guy. Midfield version of Rondon. I'd rather cleverly was in there.

 

[Leylo]

We said the midfield was short-staffed you daft stubborn git of a manager

 

[matty1878]

Hi fat Benny. Please dont sign another bad player we will be paying long after you’ve been fired.
Thanks.

yep. it’s going to take us years to start a fresh ffs

 

[Neiler]

He's not a 6, or an 8, he's crap and we've already got that position filled in the first team and on the bench.

Possible board appointment by the sound of it!

 

[Simon Buttle]

Talk nonsense reckon our offer has been rejected and he is staying there (I do hope so)

 

[StuBarlow]

Sean. Lad. Your fat stepdad is getting binbagged soon.

Stay with Newcastle, you'll get plenty of championship games. Absolutely your level.... embrace it.

 

[Gilbert..]

That description defies the evidence in that youtube video. Either that's unrepresentative (and you pretty much agreed he does like to get into the final third) or you're not being consistent in your presentation of Longstaff's weaknesses.

The fact he has a youtube clip is now officially enough evidence to say youtube clips of players should be barred from this forum.

 

[JobForTheMoyes]

He'll be signing Alan Shearer as a "managerial consultant" next!

 

[Zatara]

Bissouma would be the exact profile we need. A player who can sit and dictate from deep. He’d be massively expensive though. We need to be finding the next Bissouma before they become prominent in the premier league.

I mean, this really is important. We need others contributing. We need a dynamic midfielder. We need to shift some of the absolute crap before adding more crap to the pile of crap we have.

He's about as creative as a scared little virgin in a bedroom of pornstars is our Benitez the horrible whopper faced meff.

We need to sell some midfielders and then sign one of Kamara, Guimaraes, Tchouameni.

Short trip to France and we have our defensive midfielder for the next decade.

 

[Zezti]

The majority of it would be from his first season with us. He’s struggled to pass the balls accurately recently. He’s struggled to do anything correctly recently.

Yes, that's my point. As bad as Davies is, you could still put together 3 minutes of highlights of his career, mostly from his breakthrough season, just like Longstaff has.

 

[The Sorting Hat]

Wasn't it only the other month that his brother Matty was by far the better of two and we were desperate to buy him?

Or does it not really matter which useless Geordie Donkey we buy as long as we get in someone who idolises the useless Kopite?

 

[blueblue]

Hi fat Benny. Please dont sign another bad player we will be paying long after you’ve been fired.
Thanks.

I keep hearing this.. are you referring to Gray ,Townsend,Patterson or Mykolenko?

 

[Toff33Blues99]

Utter yard dog to go with the yard dog manager. Moshiri needs to be checked out for a bang to the head this season