I was ready for blood when we nearly didn't sign Arteta over a fee that was about 2.5 mill
Scott Parker is the absolute epitome of London ponce! NT
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Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £80m
I always thought he was a neat player and fairly organised. Not quite the top level but close enough to it that he'd get into one of those teams if they had to plug a gap. At the time we were after him, he'd have been an improvement over what we had. In retrospect, we would have won nowt with him either, so meh.
As a coach, I didn't even realise he was back in the premiership with Fulham until I saw Lookman had joined them. Meh.
If you ask me who was the first manager to get the chop at the end of the season, I won't even be able to recall him being in charge of Fulham at all.
7 to 1 hey?
As a coach, I didn't even realise he was back in the premiership with Fulham until I saw Lookman had joined them. Meh.
If you ask me who was the first manager to get the chop at the end of the season, I won't even be able to recall him being in charge of Fulham at all.
7 to 1 hey?
Defo drinks shandy or babycham
BlueAmigo
Player Valuation: £6m
I fully endorse this thread. I have a bizarre hate of Parker, he absolutely epitomises the type of mouthy southern knob I've had to endure while working in the city (of London) for many years. His priorities are what's in it for him and his appearance, never a hair out of place.
It's strange how I can detest this bloke more than some snide RS players from my youth, but at least they got stuck in and won things.. Never thought I'd say that!
It's strange how I can detest this bloke more than some snide RS players from my youth, but at least they got stuck in and won things.. Never thought I'd say that!
He’s the type of bloke who will get sacked but end up as director of football at charlton.
he’ll get the sack, everyone will say he’s hard done by, ‘great player’, ‘twiffic fella’, ‘never got the support at Fulham‘ - ‘worked miracles on a shoe string’ Etc.
Will take a job at Grampus 8 win 8 trophies in 3 seasons earning about £20m before going on to link up with the England u21s, he’ll step in as caretaker for the National Team, secure qualification for the Euros after an unbeaten group phase against Malta, San Marino, Estonia and Shetland Isles. He’ll be heralded a top man manager before leading the team through the group only to be be eliminated in the second Round by a plucky Morocco side who subsequently go out in the next round having been humbled 6-0 by Ukraine.
Scotty will be knighted for services to football win sports personality of the year and dancing on ice before taking up a regular punditry slot with the BBC on MOTD.
Also orders a perno for the missus, then winks at the barman/barwoman/bar person
Can see this being his Wikipedia intro soon
Death
I'll take down dat coal powered MG, I tel u Hwat
He probably strangles kittens in his spare time for all we know.
Makes them into V neck jumpers and wears them under a suit jacket
PaulPowersTash
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