Transfer Rumour Sandro Ramirez

[nsno-chris]

Spotted in West Derby

Its SandrON

 

[ijjysmith]

I may sing this.

@ijjysmith

Oh god.

 

[Penno]

Not as silly as your mother and me made you look.

"Mother and I"

Now who looks silly?

 

[Tubey]

Oh god.

Please don't go wondering why,
I didn't sign at all.
The transfer window started alright,
but all Evertonians do is moan.
And if I signed I might not even play, 'cos Lukaku's there an' all,
staying at Malaga is not so bad, not so bad.

 

[dan78]

Spotted in West Derby

Its SandrON

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Someone tell him those old £5 notes expired on the 5th May.

 

[ijjysmith]

Please don't go wondering why,
I didn't sign at all.
The transfer window started alright,
but all Evertonians do is moan.
And if I signed I might not play, 'cos Lukaku's there an' all,
staying at Malaga is not so bad, not so bad.

@SimonCowell

 

[Albertini78]

It's only taken the Liverpool Echo 24hrs to find the tweet that I posted about a release clause are they always this much on the ball ? Personally I very much doubt your club would be so stupid to allow such a clause .... Or are they ?

 

[Tony Hibbert's 3rd leg]

Spotted in West Derby

Its SandrON

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Cash machine looks fake

 

[a bell maul]

Dear Sandro, I wrote you but you still ain't signing,
I left my cell, my pager, and my GOT account at the bottom
I sent two letters back in May, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or something
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways; eff it, what's been up? Man, how's your mattress?
My bed is wet, too, It's bout to be a goner
If I buy a new one, guess what I'mma call it?
I'mma name it Davek
I read about your uncle José Maria De Las Mercedes Jaja Acosta, too, I'm sorry
I had a friend wet himself over some agent who didn't call him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground sheit that you did in Spain,
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures, man
I like the sheit you did with pumpkins, too, that sheit was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back,
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan

This is Friend.

 

[a bell maul]

Wasn't Ronnie Pickering from West Derby...or was it Jeff?

 

[Nyhus]

Have you just woken from a coma by any chance ?

No, Im just a little slow

 

[Shibbywiggles]

Dear Sandro, I wrote you but you still ain't signing,
I left my cell, my pager, and my GOT account at the bottom
I sent two letters back in May, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or something
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways; eff it, what's been up? Man, how's your mattress?
My bed is wet, too, It's bout to be a goner
If I buy a new one, guess what I'mma call it?
I'mma name it Davek
I read about your uncle José Maria De Las Mercedes Jaja Acosta, too, I'm sorry
I had a friend wet himself over some agent who didn't call him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground sheit that you did in Spain,
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures, man
I like the sheit you did with pumpkins, too, that sheit was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back,
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan

This is Friend.

This rumours gone cold I'm wondering why
I wet the bed at all
The morning papers might announce it...
But I can't see the headline
And if you'd only meet the contract lad and take a photograph
It'd remind GOT that its not so bad
It's not so bad...

 

[cardno4]

Spotted in West Derby

Its SandrON

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Can't get £5 notes from link machines.

 

[Blue Parkender]

The local Malaga paper saying its all done but wont be made public till Spain are knocked out or the end of the competition as the player does not wont any distractions or interviews.. He just wants to focus on the U21s, so if thats true there is no need to worry..

 

[cromofo]

This thread's gonna implode once the announcement hits