Transfer Rumour Sandro Ramirez

[COYBL25]

Unfortunately no as my short shorts had no pockets, so my phone was stashed up my backside.

I know that I am a constant source of disappointment.

Are you currently in jail by any chance ?

If so, a mobile up the bum is probably the best place to keep it

 

[ToffeeTim]

It was 99.9% but then Usmanov swooped in under our noses to spite us. Gutted.

 

[COYBL25]

You lot are a bunch of self-important bedwetters.

GET. A. LIFE.

It hasn't even started yet mate.

Just you wait until we're knocked out of the first qualifying round of the Europa Cup, when TNS Lockhead Lightning turn us over 4 - 0 .

 

[Zezti]

The only funnier thing than bedwetters are the ones wetting their bed over the bedwetters

 

[abelard]

The only funnier thing than bedwetters are the ones wetting their bed over the bedwetters

Meta-wetters!

It's like a 5 star hotel suite in Moscow around here.

 

[Albertini78]

Just been on Sky the exact same story but that his agent has said his client has not made his mind up. Probably just Sky pushing their betting market .

lollollollol

They're usually last with transfer news these days

 

[Osamabindiesel]

The only funnier thing than bedwetters are the ones wetting their bed over the bedwetters

The only funnier thing than the ones wetting their bed over the bedwetters are the ones that are wetting their bed over the ones that are wetting their bed over the other bedwetters.

 

[MikeH72]

The only funnier thing than the ones wetting their bed over the bedwetters are the ones that are wetting their bed over the ones that are wetting their bed over the other bedwetters.

DampOldSheets.com

 

[TonyT65]

Stop, just stop

 

[ToffeeDan]

What time will he be flying home to sign for Bilbao?

 

[blue61]

 

[cromofo]

Slow day after last night. I can't handle this slowness.

 

[Groucho]

This seems to be a goer then. Promising eh?

 

[coollino]

Hmmm

 

[TheFinnFan]

Think he's very sexy man. This signing will probably make sealevels rise in merseyside area solely cause of jizz.