Transfer Rumour Sandro Ramirez

[Osamabindiesel]

Anyone who falls for it should be ashamed really.

With so many bedwetters looking for evidence to sate their confirmation bias, I assume they will take what they can get.

 

[Goat]

Come to Everton Señor Ramirez. A great place to play your futbol. Stay in the Titantic Hotel because the Titanic was built in Liverpool, you must have seen the movie right? Have you heard of the Beatles? The Beatles are from Liverpool too. Liverpool is a great place to live and play football. What's that big stand on the hill? Oh that's nothing Mr Ramírez, it's getting knocked down soon don't worry about that. Have you heard of the Albert Dock? Let's go there.

It's absolutely desperate from the club. I'm not surprised Wenger has stolen a march.

Yep.

Wengers giving it the big, "Here Sandro, look at our wheel and bridge"

 

[chicoazul]

A couple of aids-victims on the windup.

Having said that, I think we are all waiting for it to go tits up...

Wow. Flagged, and...

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/everton-transfer-thread-2016.81190/page-3017#post-4733842

 

[ToffeeTim]

Only Kenwright would lock a potential signing inside a hotel elevator with a pan pipes instrumental of My heart will go on playing on repeat in the background.

 

[Toffeeslam]

Is that Jeremy Corbyn under Dianne Abbott?

Cor blimey o'l jezza won't last long there

 

[marnie]

Only Kenwright would lock a potential signing inside a hotel elevator with a pan pipes instrumental of My heart will go on playing on repeat in the background.

Only Bill would hold a meeting in the TITANIC FFS

 

[tommye]

He is not staying in the Titantic for a second night which, unless he's moving elsewhere in the city, should be a concern.

He's at ye mars tonight lad. €5 specials all round.

 

[Woolverhampton_Blue]

Reports coming in that Arsenal were very close to stealing Sandro, but a quick intervention by Everton with their 'list of things our club did first' saved the day.

Welcome Sandro.

 

[anton66]

Cor blimey o'l jezza won't last long there

If's she's going cowgirl then he's mangled.

 

[PeregrineT]

You are not Ramirez though pal.

Really? Interesting news. I suppose you arent either.

 

[Stuartisitc1878]

has anyone gone in the Titianic yet with a candygram for Mr Sandro? I appreciate the flight tracking you guys do is some CSI level stuff and underover film footage... inspiring but sometimes the simply methods work best

 

[LABlue2]

I've just had chocolate strawberries delivered to mr Ramirez's room along with a note saying "don't sign for Arsenal FFS"

 

[FTY]

Gunners move ahead of Everton in hunt for former Barca ace

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Looks like him. Google "Gines Carvajal"

Deffo him mate.

 

[navidson]

Is it worse to be a bed-wetting virgin - or somebody that spends their free time winding up bed-wetting virgins?