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Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian
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will he not be busy for the next few months in Panto ?
...nice lad, we played footy together but I have no idea if he's a good coach. Indeed I doubt many have unless they've worked with him.
Hallo Friends
As you will no doubt be aware, Everton recently have been a bit poo.
1-1 Swansea City
Chelsea 0-5 loss
2-0 win West Ham United
Burnley 2-1 loss
Manchester City 1-1
1-1Crystal Palace
Bournemouth 1-0
0-2 Norwich City
Not many goals, quite a few conceded, a solitary win vs West Ham mixed in with the dross.
Some of our most knowledgeable posters have wrestled with solutions to offer beleaguered boss Ronny Koeman, he of the Jaguar posing and Lukaku touting persuasion.
We've clearly got attacking issues in the squad, and today @davek has hit upon what could possibly be the brilliant answer;
https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/...s-everton-manager.89131/page-754#post-5039645 for evidence of this epiphany.
Would Sammy be the solution?
Let's get the negatives out of the way
He used to play for the Horrors
He identifies as a goblin
He has teeth sharpened on the bones of emaciated rodents (which he has likely caught himself)
The positives though
Koeman's reign could barely be going any worse, and he's hardly going to decrease the quality of Bolasie's crossing
He can help out at that upcoming 'sleep rough in the Park End' event
Southampton actually scored some quite bigly amounts of goals while he was there
Anyone who looks like a child (like Del or Tom Davies) will instantly feel keen to run about a bit, preferably away from Sammy.
If Edwin Koeman is a 'yes' man, the dressing room at the moment must be 'yes', 'yes but ok', 'yes', 'but ok', 'yes', so Lee, S. will at least squawk like a parakeet in a hot bath
Time to roll the dice?
lol lol lol
Tim's tourettes
Player Valuation: £15m
Take a bow Mr Orly, superb thread, made me laugh out loud. Proper mental image of Gerry del sprinting down the wing, desperately trying to keep his coiffered side parting from straying out of place, being pursued by an extra from Lord of the rings.
Boss_Blue
I will find you and consensually bum you
Genius.Hallo Friends
As you will no doubt be aware, Everton recently have been a bit poo.
1-1 Swansea City
Chelsea 0-5 loss
2-0 win West Ham United
Burnley 2-1 loss
Manchester City 1-1
1-1Crystal Palace
Bournemouth 1-0
0-2 Norwich City
Not many goals, quite a few conceded, a solitary win vs West Ham mixed in with the dross.
Some of our most knowledgeable posters have wrestled with solutions to offer beleaguered boss Ronny Koeman, he of the Jaguar posing and Lukaku touting persuasion.
We've clearly got attacking issues in the squad, and today @davek has hit upon what could possibly be the brilliant answer;
https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/...s-everton-manager.89131/page-754#post-5039645 for evidence of this epiphany.
Would Sammy be the solution?
Let's get the negatives out of the way
He used to play for the Horrors
He identifies as a goblin
He has teeth sharpened on the bones of emaciated rodents (which he has likely caught himself)
The positives though
Koeman's reign could barely be going any worse, and he's hardly going to decrease the quality of Bolasie's crossing
He can help out at that upcoming 'sleep rough in the Park End' event
Southampton actually scored some quite bigly amounts of goals while he was there
Anyone who looks like a child (like Del or Tom Davies) will instantly feel keen to run about a bit, preferably away from Sammy.
If Edwin Koeman is a 'yes' man, the dressing room at the moment must be 'yes', 'yes but ok', 'yes', 'but ok', 'yes', so Lee, S. will at least squawk like a parakeet in a hot bath
Time to roll the dice?
Jamo Martinez
Player Valuation: £70m
He can take Cleverley's place in midfield.
tadao
Player Valuation: £25m
When asked if he'd take a job at Everton, Sammy says
"err"
When asked the same question, Phil Thompson says
"home win"
always came across as pretty dumb, I remember pat nevin interviewing him, and was pretty sure lee wasn't capable of comprehending any question that had anything more than 3 syllable words in it
TippEverton
Player Valuation: £35m
Trying to work out if this is worse than shouts for Rafael as manager.
Don't we have enough backroom staff
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