Sammy Lee - The Solution

Is Sammy Lee a goblin?

  • Yes

    Votes: 39 31.0%
  • Yes in multicoloured letters

    Votes: 48 38.1%
  • Is Damo still banned?

    Votes: 27 21.4%
  • Bigly amounts of goals on toast

    Votes: 12 9.5%

  • Total voters
    126
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Sammy Lee hates Big Red

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Hallo Friends

As you will no doubt be aware, Everton recently have been a bit poo.


1-1 Swansea City

Chelsea 0-5 loss

2-0 win West Ham United

Burnley 2-1 loss

Manchester City 1-1

1-1Crystal Palace

Bournemouth 1-0

0-2 Norwich City

Not many goals, quite a few conceded, a solitary win vs West Ham mixed in with the dross.

Some of our most knowledgeable posters have wrestled with solutions to offer beleaguered boss Ronny Koeman, he of the Jaguar posing and Lukaku touting persuasion.

We've clearly got attacking issues in the squad, and today @davek has hit upon what could possibly be the brilliant answer;



https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/...s-everton-manager.89131/page-754#post-5039645 for evidence of this epiphany.

Would Sammy be the solution?

Let's get the negatives out of the way

rhodgslee.jpg


He used to play for the Horrors
He identifies as a goblin
He has teeth sharpened on the bones of emaciated rodents (which he has likely caught himself)


The positives though

Koeman's reign could barely be going any worse, and he's hardly going to decrease the quality of Bolasie's crossing

He can help out at that upcoming 'sleep rough in the Park End' event

Southampton actually scored some quite bigly amounts of goals while he was there

Anyone who looks like a child (like Del or Tom Davies) will instantly feel keen to run about a bit, preferably away from Sammy.

If Edwin Koeman is a 'yes' man, the dressing room at the moment must be 'yes', 'yes but ok', 'yes', 'but ok', 'yes', so Lee, S. will at least squawk like a parakeet in a hot bath

Time to roll the dice?


lol lol lol
 

Take a bow Mr Orly, superb thread, made me laugh out loud. Proper mental image of Gerry del sprinting down the wing, desperately trying to keep his coiffered side parting from straying out of place, being pursued by an extra from Lord of the rings.
 
Hallo Friends

As you will no doubt be aware, Everton recently have been a bit poo.


1-1 Swansea City

Chelsea 0-5 loss

2-0 win West Ham United

Burnley 2-1 loss

Manchester City 1-1

1-1Crystal Palace

Bournemouth 1-0

0-2 Norwich City

Not many goals, quite a few conceded, a solitary win vs West Ham mixed in with the dross.

Some of our most knowledgeable posters have wrestled with solutions to offer beleaguered boss Ronny Koeman, he of the Jaguar posing and Lukaku touting persuasion.

We've clearly got attacking issues in the squad, and today @davek has hit upon what could possibly be the brilliant answer;



https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/...s-everton-manager.89131/page-754#post-5039645 for evidence of this epiphany.

Would Sammy be the solution?

Let's get the negatives out of the way

rhodgslee.jpg


He used to play for the Horrors
He identifies as a goblin
He has teeth sharpened on the bones of emaciated rodents (which he has likely caught himself)


The positives though

Koeman's reign could barely be going any worse, and he's hardly going to decrease the quality of Bolasie's crossing

He can help out at that upcoming 'sleep rough in the Park End' event

Southampton actually scored some quite bigly amounts of goals while he was there

Anyone who looks like a child (like Del or Tom Davies) will instantly feel keen to run about a bit, preferably away from Sammy.

If Edwin Koeman is a 'yes' man, the dressing room at the moment must be 'yes', 'yes but ok', 'yes', 'but ok', 'yes', so Lee, S. will at least squawk like a parakeet in a hot bath

Time to roll the dice?
Genius.
 

...nice lad, we played footy together but I have no idea if he's a good coach. Indeed I doubt many have unless they've worked with him.
always came across as pretty dumb, I remember pat nevin interviewing him, and was pretty sure lee wasn't capable of comprehending any question that had anything more than 3 syllable words in it
 

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